James Fantastic beat Latino Shee-it.
Tommy Savitz won his match against Heidenshite and Shitsky.
The Company was victorious against the Cabinet.
Rob Van Dyke was no match for Nowhereman.
Captain Sammitch soundly thrashed the Big Shmoe.
Somehow, SPAMM was able to pull a win away from Underwear-taker, Kane-Dee-Ass, and the Horrible-cane.
