Darth vs. Mandy Shortone with The Cock
Mandy Shortone and the Cock come out to the ring first. They just begin posing in the ring when the lights go out, replaced by a red glow. The Imperial March starts up, and Darth rises from beneath the stage. As he makes his way to the ring, the Cock gives Mandy advice. When Darth reaches the ring steps, the Cock quickly slips out of the ring.
Mandy: Hey! Where are you going?
The Cock: Don't worry Mandy, the Cock has taught you everything you need to know! Now the Cock has to get back to his millions...and millions of fans who would not know what to do with themselves if the Cock was injured in this match.
Monroe: Did I hear that right? The Cock is worried about his fans?
Marcum: He has fans? What a cocky son of a bitch!
Mandy quickly turns to face Darth, and after a moment, dares to give him a chop across his chest. Darth just stands there. Mandy gives him another chop. Mandy then grabs Darth's arm, and move to whip him into the corner, but Darth counters the move, it's Mandy who is sent into the corner ropes. Darth runs at him, but Mandy manages to stop him with a low blow. This gets a loud boo from the crowd. Mandy tries to take advantage, jumping up to hit the MKO, but he botches the move, completely missing Darth and falling hard to the mat.
Monroe: How did he miss that move!?
Marcum: He's clearly short one...
Mandy gets back to his feet, and walks right into Darth's outstretched hand. Darth quickly lifts him up and delivers a Sabre Slam. However, before Darth can go for the pin, the Cock runs down the ramp pulls the ref out of the ring, knocking him out in the process. The Cock then slides into the ring. Darth turns to face him, but the Cock catches him with the Cock Sucker. The Cock then stands over Darth and throws his shades into the crowd.
Monroe: Buhgawd! We're about to see the-
Marcum: That's gotta hurt!
After delivering a hard knee for a low blow to the Cock, Darth quickly returns to his feet and lifts the Cock up and into the Sabre Stretch. After a few minutes, Darth completes the Darkside Slam on the Cock. He then lifts Mandy into a Sabre Stretch, and completes a Darkside Slam on him as well. With enough time to recover, the ref gets back in the ring, and Darth covers Mandy for the victory as the crowd cheers him on.
