PenWing vs. Crippled-H with Grand Wizard Dick Hair
"It's Time To Play The Gay-muh" starts playing and Crippled-H walks out, accompanied by Grand Wizard Dick Hair, who is carrying a bag. When they get to the ring, Crips grabs a mic.
Crips: PenWing, you did it. You beat Dick Hair. Now give yourself a nice pat on the back and get your ass out here!
Monroe: The Gay-muh is calling out the champ!
Marcum: I'm surprised he actually showed up!
Crips: Dick, give me the bag.
Dick Hair gives Crips the bag, and Crips pulls out a sledgehammer.
Crips: PenWing, you either come out here, or I go back there, with this!
"Strike It Up" starts playing and Meeko walks onto the stage.
Meeko: So you're finally ready to face PenWing?
Crips: That's right! And if he doesn't come out here right now, then I'm going to come up there, and use this on you!
Meeko: You won't need to do that, Crippled-H. PenWing isn't afraid to face you. In fact, he's looking forward to it. He just wants to make sure that he understands the rules of the match.
Crips: The rules of the match?
Meeko: You are the Gay-muh, right? Every game has its rules. I see you've got a sledgehammer in your hand, and you look like you want to use it, so what kind of rules are we talking here?
Crips looks over to Dick Hair, and they huddle for a few seconds.
Dick Hair: You're right, the champ wants to use that sledgehammer. So how about...no disqualification!
Meeko: No DQ?
Dick Hair: That's right, Meeko! No DQ!
Meeko: So, what you're saying is, SUDDEN (crowd joins in) DEATH RULES!
As the crowd chants with Meeko, PenWing climbs over the barrier and enters the ring. Crips and Dick Hair don't see him. He's holding a Sherwood in one hand, and mic in the other.
PenWing: If that's the way you wanna play it.
PenWing throws down the mic and delivers a British Columbia Two-Hander to Crips. Dick Hair quickly gets in front of PenWing and rakes his eye. He follows it up with a low blow, and PenWing drops to the mat.
Monroe: That is just low!
Meeko slides into the ring with a Sherwood in her hand, and breaks it on Dick Hair. Crips gets back to his feet, and Meeko slides out of the ring. Crips turns to PenWing, and helps him back up. He then whips him into the ropes and sticks out his leg to trip PenWing up on the rebound. Crips then begins to work on PenWing's leg. Not satisfied, Crips goes to pick up his sledgehammer. PenWing slides himself to the ropes, and when Crips turns around, PenWing slips out of the ring and falls to ground. Crips decides to turn his attention to Meeko. He exits the ring and starts walking slowly towards her.
Monroe: Oh no! Crippled-H is going after Meeko!
Marcum: Of course he is! His wife wears the pants in the family! This is how he feels like a “real man”!
As Crips nears Meeko, she starts running away from him. Crips runs after her, but when he turns the corner-
Monroe: BC Two-Hander! He never saw it coming!
Penwing picks up the sledgehammer and tosses it aside.
PenWing: Come on!
PenWing starts beating on the Gay-muh outside the ring. Dick Hair finally gets up and slips out of the ring. He picks up the sledgehammer and moves towards PenWing. Meeko jumps up onto the ring apron and runs towards Hair-
Monroe: Meeko-canrana!
PenWing helps Crips get back into the ring, and he slides in after him. Crips gives a kick to PenWing's leg, and chops him across the chest. PenWing returns the chop. They continue to trade chops until Crips grabs PenWing's arm and sends him into the ropes, but PenWing bounces back and as Crips sticks out his knee, PenWing jumps up for a spinning heal kick. Somehow, Crips manages to keep himself from completely falling to the mat. PenWing quickly runs up to him and delivers Sudden Death. PenWing then climbs the corner ropes and delivers the-
Moroe: High Holy-
Marcum: HOW?!? How did he do it?!?
Monroe: He's the champ!
Lothar counts to three and the crowd erupts as "Gonna Fly Now" blasts over the speakers.
