Battle of the Icons: Grimm vs. the Hogster
The Hogster's loud eighties guitar rock blared as the Hogster, Jimmy Fart, and Brother Fruity made their way down to ringside. Once inside the ring, the Hogster immediately began going into his posing routine as Jimmy and Brother Fruity cheered him on. The Hogster reached up to rip off his T-shirt, but couldn't tear it. Brother Fruity and Jimmy reached up to help him and finally the Hogster's shirt came off as his flabby gut flopped out.
Then the CheeseDome went dark as "Return of the Living Dead" cued up and Grimm entered the arena. Motioning to the back, Grimm waited on the entranceway as he was joined by two Goth cowgirls who stood on either side of him. The trio made their way to ringside, laughing at the Hogster and his lackeys.
Once inside the ring, all parties gathered in the center as Lothar gave out the instructions. The Hogster walked over to a corner and told Jimmy and Brother Fruity to "Take care of the Hogster's light work, brothers."
As Jimmy Fart began screaming at the two girls from his megaphone, they looked at Grimm. Grimm motioned for the girls to go ahead and the two kicked Fart in the groin, doubling him over! They grabbed Fart and hit him with a double-DDT, knocking him to the mat!
Brother Fruity jumped in, but was intercepted by Grimm, who choke slammed him and pointed to the Hogster, cowering in the corner!
The Hogster made his way to the center of the ring and began punching Grimm. He poked Grimm in the eyes and raked his nails down Grimm's back!
Marcum: "A back rake?!? What kind of lame ass offense is that?"
Monroe: "The kind that Billionaire Vince and the Hogster tried to sell to people twenty years ago!"
The Hogster body slammed Grimm and started to bounce off of the ropes, but Grimm rolled out of the way of the elbow drop. Grimm got to his feet and began a series of running clotheslines, knocking the Hogster to the canvas!
Grimm picked the Hogster up and hit a Kobe Special before running his thumb along his throat, signaling the finish! Grimm prepared to finish, but the Hogster no sold Grimm's attempt to pick him up. The Hogster started shaking like he was having an epileptic fit! He looked up at Grimm and wagged his finger back and forth.
Monroe: "He's Hogging up!"
Marcum: "Hogging up the match!"
Grimm shrugged, looked at the fans, and hit the Hogster with a Crapping Wizard, knocking him on his ass! Grimm then picked up the Hogster and delivered three straight Triple 6 Bombs, knocking him into unconsciousness. Grimm made the pin as Lothar counted the Hogster out of the match!
"Return of the Living Dead" cued up again as Grimm's new friends joined him in the ring. The trio embraced and made their way to the back and the Dark Lords' locker room.
Interlude: Monroe and Marcum
Monroe: I’ve got just one question, Marcum! How can…
Madman: “How can the Hogster be watching the very match that the Hogster just wrestled in?” Is that your question, Mouth? I have no clue! But those two STILL look familiar!!!
Monroe: What are they doing here? What do they want???
