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The Once, and Future Cunt
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Grow up Reese, teenagers everywhere are a-whacking of to your tits and there is nothing you can do!

I guess if you wanted an un-tainted image you should have chosen your roles better.

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Reese Witherspoon Furious Over Video

Hot actress Reese Witherspoon is furious that a raunchy video showing her in naked scenes is being advertised on television across America.

The Legally Blonde actress is considering taking legal action against the video distributors, who she believes are taking advantage of a multi-million dollar promotional campaign for sequel Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde.

The video shows Reese indulging in nude romps with hunky actor Liev Schrieber and can be ordered online.

The scenes have been taken from the 1998 film Twilight, which 27-year-old Reese - who is married to heart-throb actor Ryan Phillippe - made before she became a Hollywood superstar.

An insider says, "Reese is spitting blood. She has a squeaky clean image and is adored by young fans everywhere.

"She represents the girl next door who's achieved the American Dream."

27 years old? Grow the fuck up!

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Breast sizes in America have been steadily increasing since the early 1990s.

You may now feed me a small hand full of sunflower seeds from my sunflower seed dispenser.

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Doog the MIGHTY
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she's got nice boobies
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Inglourious Basterd!!!
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Reese Witherspoon = 1/2 Talent. Nice to look at.
Reese Witherspoon Movies = Mute or Not Watched.

Reese needs to shut the fuck up. No one forced her to flash tits for that flick. Shut up, grow up, and suck it up. Beee-yotch.

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But this is America...the country where you are not responsible for your won actions...EVERYONE ELSE is!!!

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But this is America...the country where you are not responsible for your won actions...EVERYONE ELSE is!!!

And if you don't believe him, ask O.J.!

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Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you)
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BOOBIES!

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Thank you for showing, not just telling. Always appreciated... [biiiig grin]

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Cum Dumpster......PJP Loves That Pie!!! [izzat so?]


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