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Jeff Gannon said:
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harleykwin said:
She is definately Tom Cruise's beard - he made an ass outta himself on Oprah, and yet everyone seems to believe that they're sooooo in love.  :
details please.
Not all of us watch that bitch.
He went on Oprah and when KH's name was inevitabley brought up he started jumping on the couch, kneeling on the floor and pumping his fist in the air and babbling on and on and on about how he's never felt this way before and then he dragged Katie out from backstage talking about how she was the greatest thing ever. He completely humiliated himself and Oprah and her audience at that shit up. It was just laughable and clearly total bullshit.
Rumor has it that bc. he's got WOTW coming out this summer and she's in BB that their "relationship" is all a publicity stunt. Seems about right.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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