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Smurfette said: That wasn't me, that was a replica you smurfed from your own smurfy magic spells, because that's the closest you've ever smurfed to smurfing my twat! Now smurf off, you old cradle smurfer! I'll call you when Azrael's out of catnip!
That was you you damn dirty smurf....I smurfed your smurfhole and your smurfina so damn good all night smurf. I dumped all my smurf inside of you and you smurfed me for more. You said you needed to swallow my smurf for energy and protein so you dirty twat smurf can go and smurf yourself.
That's Not Very Smurfy Of You
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