Not everyone knows this about me, but I'm a seasoned poet. i write poetry all the time. here are some of my best.
All the World is Insane
Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometimes you don't
Almond Joy has nuts
Mounds don't
Because sometimes your feel like a nut
Sometimes you don't
All your base are bologna to us
My bologna has a first name
It's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name
It's M-A-Y-E-R
Oh I love to eat it everyday
And if you ask me why I'll say
Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A
Some of us are green, some are yellah, some are red, and some are so hot they'll make your asshole bleed when you take a dump
He's a pepper
She's a pepper
Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
Be a pepper, drink Dr. Pepper...
And that's only a small sampling. There's a whole book of random shit I would put down when I felt like writing.
