Tha' fookin' hateful hoor! Blessed be the Lord above shay didnae talk aboot tha Irish. Thar'd be a boot up 'er arse, rightly!


Internet Friends:
Nowhereman: Says "cunt" a lot. Is also welsh or something.
Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home.
Joe Mamma: Fat
Captain Sammitch: Fucks fat chicks
Stupid Doog: Married to a fat chick