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Pariah186: I thought chronic masturbation was supposed to make you last longer?
Cobbasaki2: ....
Pariah186: Er.....So I heard
Cobbasaki2: exact opposite, dude
Cobbasaki2: because you're not concentrating on "lasting longer"
Pariah186: I'll have to look into that
Pariah186: ....ooooooh
Cobbasaki2: yeah the only thing chronic masturbation gives you is the gold medal in timed cumshot and some nasty blisters
Cobbasaki2: ...or...so i've read
Pariah186: speaking of blisters
Cobbasaki2: let's not
Pariah186: I got it stuck today
Pariah186: A couple hours ago
ultimateradness: ha ha ha!
Pariah186: *ZIP* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Pariah186: There's a small bruise
ultimateradness: haw haw!
Pariah186: luckily it didn't bleed
Cobbasaki2: what were you in such a hurry for?
ultimateradness: that's why people wear underpants.
Cobbasaki2: you had to run home to jackoff?
Pariah186: I was trying to get he cloth out of the zipper's way
Pariah186: it does that
rexstardust99: Did it turn you on?
ultimateradness: yes.
Pariah186: .......FUCK YOU THE FUCKING FUCK OFF!!!
Pariah186: MOTHERFUCKER!!
Pariah186: JUST FUCK OFF WITH THAT FUCKING SHIT FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!