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ultimateradness: once upon a time
ultimateradness: in a land far away from here
ultimateradness: lived a little man with only one arm
TheElisaPrincess: lol sneaks
TheElisaPrincess: yeah but uschis stories are always warped so heads up klint
ultimateradness: he had two hands, it's just that on eof them came right out from the shoulder
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: SSSSSSSSSSSH!
ultimateradness: the townsfolk said "you creepy." and BANISHED him to the woods!
ultimateradness: oh no! thought the little man
ultimateradness: whatever shall I do? Where can I live?
ultimateradness: the woods he was banished to were dark and spooky
klinton 77: PCG....I don't have any particular issues with you....
ultimateradness: not at all like any of the ones we have in America
klinton 77: but the fact that you're getting so worked up is fucking hilarious
ultimateradness: the thickets were impassible
PCG342: It's not so much worked up as it is desiring answers.
ultimateradness: scared of wombat attacks the little man ran fast through the woods.
ultimateradness: on his feet with no legs
ultimateradness: he had bones, but no knees or anything
ultimateradness: hardly a joint to be found.
ultimateradness: and no skin
ultimateradness: on the legs.
klinton 77: answers for what?
ultimateradness: the wombats ate it off when he was a baby
klinton 77: lovely story, Uschi
ultimateradness: so deep at the dark center of the wood
ultimateradness: the little man found a CASTLE!
ultimateradness: wooooooo that's a spooky castle, thought the little man.
ultimateradness: I wonder who lives there?
PCG342: See, I came in, BK and I talked computers, you asked me what I did in my spare time. I answered politely, and honestly. I said I still can't find a job. you said. and I quote,
ultimateradness: using his arm hand, the little man rapped on the door
PCG342: " you're twelve....you should still be playing with toys"
ultimateradness: bam bam bam!
ultimateradness: the door slowly opened
PCG342: I replied "You had best get your head and ass wired together, or I will take a HUGE shit on you."
ultimateradness: the little man loked into the darkness of the castle and saw the scariest thing ever
ultimateradness: he saw the gayest man to curse the face of the planet!
ultimateradness: Hello, I'm Rob. you can call me Bobo!
ultimateradness: said the gay fellow in the dark castle.
PCG342: Rex told me that if I spent all my money on a computer for him, built it for him, AND shipped it to him, he'd leave me alone. I told him, in short, to go fuck himself.
ultimateradness: then he turned on the lightswitch
PCG342: ..... and then you jumped in.
PCG342: so, here we are.
ultimateradness: and the whole castle was decked out in pink fur and rhinestones
ultimateradness: then Rob took the little man inside and they made fuck
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ohhh!
ultimateradness: since they were such dandy friends now, Bobo decided to let the strange little man to the special room
klinton 77: yes....and everything that's said in here means shit all...PCG
ultimateradness: in the special room was a brain attatched to a rocketship
ultimateradness: what does this do? asked the little man
PCG342: I asked what your problem was with me. I waited 9 minutes for "I don't have any particular issues with you."
klinton 77: If you want, I can keep on being an ass......or you can shut the fuck up...
ultimateradness: Rob told the little man all about the operations of the Rocketship
ultimateradness: "I plan to visit all the planets and make fuc-er friends with all alien races!
PCG342: see, the thing is, you accuse me of coming in here with an attitude, when in actuality, I was actually being quite pleasant.
ultimateradness: "we will be all friends with rainbows and unicorns!"
PCG342: well, except to Rex, but that's a different story...
ultimateradness: excellent! thought the little man.
klinton 77: fine....you're a star...I love chatting with you...
klinton 77: God...why don'T you come in here more often
ultimateradness: that night at dinner and drinks, the little man slipped a rufie into Bobo's drink.
klinton 77: Shit....Uschi...you have quite the imagination
ultimateradness: "I feel so relaxed with you, Rex," sighed Bobo as he drifted into a dizzy stupified sleep
PCG342: That she does.
ultimateradness: after raping Rob's flaccid body and laying his luxuriously onto the velvet couch to sleep it off
PCG342: and I don't care about acceptance from any of you, just a tiny amount of toleration. If I get that, we can coexist peacefully. If not, all bets are off.
ultimateradness: the little man crept into the special room with the rocketship
PCG342: It's not hard to get on my good side, see?
ultimateradness: he stole away with it!
klinton 77: all bets are off. I pick that one
ultimateradness: the little man hopped right the fuck into the rocket and pushed the IGNITION button and VROOOOSH! it was off like a rocket!
PCG342: That is your perogative.
ultimateradness: deviously giggling the little man said to himself,
PCG342: But, now, just out of morbid curiosity, why not choose the more pleasant route?
MsKorina29: hi
klinton 77: It's not as much fun
ultimateradness: "Now I shall get my revenge on the fucks in the village! I'll suicide bomb this rocket up their asses!"
klinton 77: hi Meeks
ultimateradness: the rocket shouted NOOO!
PCG342: I can live with that.
klinton 77: cool
ultimateradness: stunned, the little man almost had a coronary
ultimateradness: what the fuck?! he shouted into the space around him
ultimateradness: "It is I! The Benevolent Computer Brain!" said the rocketship
PCG342: people who are assholes for the sake of being assholes, such as rex, are the only people I have a problem with. Therefore, I have no problem with you.
ultimateradness: I cannot possibly allow you to destroy a village that wronged you out of fear and ignorance!
MsKorina29 has left the room.
klinton 77: you don't know me yet...
ultimateradness: there is a better way! If you ju-sKKKKKktkktk!
klinton 77: I'm the one who broke Rex
ultimateradness: and the little Rex punched the connection between the rocket and the brain
ultimateradness: Fuck that noise, I'm killing these suckers said Rex.
ultimateradness: unfortunately, the rocket doesn't work without the brain attatched.
ultimateradness: so the little man crashed into the wood, breaking every bone in his body.
ultimateradness: the wombats ate his skin off over the course of several painful months.
MsKorina29 has entered the room.
klinton 77: Note to self....never ask Uschi for a story....
ultimateradness: Rob finally woke up with a sore asshole and the dream of a wonderful little man.
klinton 77: hey Meeks.
MsKorina29: :-P
ultimateradness: the end
MsKorina29: hi there
MsKorina29: sorry i was getting distracted
klinton 77: where were you off to?
MsKorina29: trying to help phil out with his resume, but he's not even here
ultimateradness: did you like the story?
MsKorina29: editing a resume
MsKorina29: with the help of my dad
MsKorina29: TRYING to get phil a job
klinton 77: cool
ultimateradness: I heard it on the radio
klinton 77: someone needs to
MsKorina29: gosh this is more stressful than searching on my own
PCG342: uhh... radio??
PCG342: wow.
ultimateradness: FUCK!
MsKorina29: i think it's easier for girls
MsKorina29: ;-)
ultimateradness: I forgot the part where Joker rapes Barbara.
klinton 77: and young gay men
ultimateradness: Because he does.