ultimateradness: 9630 posts now
ultimateradness: rhymes suck
A G Wednesday: that's almost 10000 posts.
A G Wednesday: i learned that in the 6th grade.
ultimateradness: not quite
ultimateradness: 370 to go
ultimateradness: well... 368
A G Wednesday: yo!
ultimateradness: so I have 1000 rack points
A G Wednesday: OMG!
ultimateradness: yo yo yo!
A G Wednesday: Dick Grayson is getting the Joker's sloppy seconds!
ultimateradness: OMGLOL!!!1
A G Wednesday: whoa.
ultimateradness: WOAH
ultimateradness: uh... where???
ultimateradness: .....:-)
A G Wednesday: barbara
ultimateradness: no, where
A G Wednesday: oh, probably in her ass.
A G Wednesday: that's what you meant, right?
ultimateradness: not how, not who, where
A G Wednesday: butthole?
A G Wednesday: wheelchair?
ultimateradness: anyhow, I don't think Joker's sloppy
A G Wednesday: in the kitchen with the sledgehammer?
A G Wednesday: he's gotta be.
ultimateradness: he's always so meticulous about everytrhing
A G Wednesday: nah!
A G Wednesday: joker would leave her slimy.
ultimateradness: he probably bleached her out
A G Wednesday: he wouldn't even give her a rag to wipe herself off with.
A G Wednesday: after she came.
ultimateradness: why? she wouldn't feel it
A G Wednesday: cuz she did.
ultimateradness: yeah
ultimateradness: 'cause Joker's notoriously good in the sack
A G Wednesday: i read it in the writer's cut.
A G Wednesday: that's very true.
A G Wednesday: he is.
ultimateradness: damn true
A G Wednesday: not that i know personally.
A G Wednesday: but he is.
ultimateradness: I do
A G Wednesday: whoa.
ultimateradness: he's super.
ultimateradness: and 'know what?
ultimateradness: it's green.
A G Wednesday: WHOA!
ultimateradness: little green guys.
A G Wednesday: that's kinda....weird.
ultimateradness: an' his thingie turns almost purple when it's all... you know...
A G Wednesday: ??
A G Wednesday: i'm not sure i understand.
ultimateradness: 'cause his skin's white and the red and blue colors of the blood makes purple
ultimateradness: DUHHHHHH
A G Wednesday: oh.
A G Wednesday: i'm not sure i understand.
ultimateradness: when a man is "excited" he gats what's scientifically referred to as a "hard-on"
A G Wednesday: uh huh. ok.
ultimateradness: this "hard-on" is caused by copious amounts of blood engorging the spongy muscle in the "wang"
A G Wednesday: all right. continue.
ultimateradness: as with any person (save Klingons), since blood is red when oxygenated
ultimateradness: and blue when spent
ultimateradness: and the blood is very busy keeping the "hard-on" effective
A G Wednesday: uh huh, ok.
ultimateradness: the "wang" in a person with white skin would show the colors of the blood
ultimateradness: thus purple
A G Wednesday: OH!
A G Wednesday: that doesn't happen to black people.
ultimateradness: because blue plus red equals purple
ultimateradness: and Joker's skin is whiter than most
ultimateradness: ...actually I don't think it happens to white people either
ultimateradness: I don't know.
A G Wednesday: i had a white friend who said no.
ultimateradness: "I had a white friend"
A G Wednesday: and he kinda freaked out the first time when cuz didn't.
ultimateradness: pfeh!
A G Wednesday: no, really.
A G Wednesday: i did.
A G Wednesday: once.
ultimateradness: rascist!
ultimateradness: you're always the same!
ultimateradness: thinking you know white culture just because you kinda have talked briefly to a white person
ultimateradness: yo yo yo, man.
ultimateradness: YO.
rqbumbershoot has left the room.
ultimateradness: THANK GOD!
A G Wednesday: snarf, make ooshie stop being black.
ultimateradness: hey, Wednesday
ultimateradness: does it bug you when I do that?
A G Wednesday: she's scaring the children.
A G Wednesday: it makes me cry.
A G Wednesday: on the inside.
ultimateradness: 'cause it's funny to me 'cause people are really retarded like that
ultimateradness: but I don't wanna bug you by it
A G Wednesday: no, it's okay. my balls get tingly when you do.
A G Wednesday: and that's a good thing.
ultimateradness: I mean the racist shit
ultimateradness: not the penis talk
ultimateradness: unless.......
rexstardust99 has left the room.
ultimateradness: THANK GOD!
A G Wednesday: whew!
A G Wednesday: this chat was so lost without rex.
ultimateradness: ...
ultimateradness: you know he left right?
A G Wednesday: have you ever noticed that rex is the staple that binds the rkmbs together??
A G Wednesday: me neither.
ultimateradness: up down?
A G Wednesday: sex is best while suspended from a chandelier.
ultimateradness: I think Bobo has something to do with it
A G Wednesday: doubt it.
ultimateradness: FASCINATING!
A G Wednesday: thank you.
A G Wednesday: i'm, like, one line behind you in conversation.
ultimateradness: I think sex is best when happening physically and not just mentally
ultimateradness: but that's just me waxing intellectual
ultimateradness: or maybe that's the problem
A G Wednesday: whu?
A G Wednesday: everybody left.
A G Wednesday: there's, like, four people here.
A G Wednesday: everyone died.
A G Wednesday: and that's sad.
ultimateradness:
http://home.earthlink.net/%7Euschiweb/kittydong.gifultimateradness: What's so unplesant about being drunk?
ultimateradness: ...you asked the glass of water.
A G Wednesday: HA! Hitchhikers is cool.
ultimateradness: I'm reading it over again
ultimateradness: again, again.
A G Wednesday: it's a great series.
ultimateradness: this is the sixth(?) time through for me
A G Wednesday: i read it again before the movie came out.
A G Wednesday: whoa.
A G Wednesday: i'm not that...astute.
ultimateradness: I let a friends who was unexposed to it borrow my collection
rexstardust99 has entered the room.
ultimateradness: I've been reading it since I was 12
ultimateradness: NUTBUSTER!
ultimateradness: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rexstardust99: SARLACC SNATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A G Wednesday: rexanonymous!
A G Wednesday: whoa.
ultimateradness: Your entering the chat made me come in my pants, rex!
rexstardust99: That will be my new sig.
A G Wednesday: it's true.
ultimateradness: Wed did it too.
A G Wednesday: yeah.
A G Wednesday: i also made her come in her pants.
ultimateradness: we so horny for teh rex0rz
A G Wednesday: that's what you were saying, right?
ultimateradness: yes. my pants are quite the nasty bits right now
A G Wednesday: w00t!
ultimateradness: very... sloppy
ultimateradness: not unlike a certain paralysis victim we know and Joker loved
rexstardust99: Done
A G Wednesday: yeah
ultimateradness: with what, dear?
rexstardust99: New sig.
ultimateradness: YAY!
rexstardust99: sweetie.
ultimateradness: I'm gonna be FAMOUS, kid! FAMOUS!
ultimateradness: so...
ultimateradness: does this mean we're a couple?
rexstardust99: If its okay with Kathleen.
ultimateradness: I came on Eileen
rexstardust99: and Elisa
rexstardust99: and Cowgirl Jack
rexstardust99: and Harley
ultimateradness: ESPECIALLY Kwink
rexstardust99: (I have a lot of internet girlfriends)
A G Wednesday: that's sexy.
A G Wednesday: i'm going to bed now.
ultimateradness: can I come with?
A G Wednesday: but i want everyone to think of me the next time their naked.
A G Wednesday: thanx.
A G Wednesday: NIGHT!
ultimateradness: you know I will!
rexstardust99: ew
A G Wednesday: w00t!
ultimateradness: hasta la pasta!
ultimateradness: you know...
A G Wednesday: those are the responses i was hoping for!
ultimateradness: there's that stereotype about black guys' schlongs
A G Wednesday: i have no idea what that means.
A G Wednesday: that they're brown?
ultimateradness: being a ton bigger tham white guys'
A G Wednesday: this is true.
A G Wednesday: oh THAT!
ultimateradness: and even moreso from asian guys'
A G Wednesday: that's true to.
ultimateradness: and in drawing class last semester
ultimateradness: we had two white guys
rexstardust99: I have a very large cock.
ultimateradness: and one black guy
A G Wednesday: G'NIGHT EVERYBUDY!
ultimateradness: and the black guy had a hell of a slab
rexstardust99: I didn't know black people slept.
A G Wednesday: how did you...
ultimateradness: and the white guys, while not poorly endowed
A G Wednesday: we don't.
A G Wednesday: we just say we are.
ultimateradness: were not so slab-like
A G Wednesday: then the white man goes to sleep.
rexstardust99: Yes.
A G Wednesday: and we have sex with his women.
ultimateradness: the white guys, however
rexstardust99: oh
ultimateradness: had nicer ballsacs
A G Wednesday: and you were the judge?
ultimateradness: that's the end of that story about nude models
ultimateradness: well, I didn't exactly open discussion int the classroom
ultimateradness: so yes I was the judge
A G Wednesday: that's sexy.
ultimateradness: out of those three men
A G Wednesday: seriously, good night.
A G Wednesday: gotta wake up in a few for adult swim.
A G Wednesday:
ultimateradness: the black guy had a giant dick
A G Wednesday has left the room.
ultimateradness: and the white guys had really really hot nuts
ultimateradness: THANK GOD!
ultimateradness: ok, about the women we drew
rexstardust99: yes
ultimateradness: one was really sexxay
ultimateradness: she was well fleshed out
ultimateradness: not fat, very smooth
ultimateradness: the other was skinny
ultimateradness: not anything I would notice as too-skinny in clothing
ultimateradness: but her labial lips were weird-looking
rexstardust99: yes
ultimateradness: stuck down, kinda stretched-out
MsKorina29 has entered the room.
ultimateradness: almost like two little kid fingers
MsKorina29 has left the room.
ultimateradness: she also had
ultimateradness: heh
ultimateradness: small boobs
rexstardust99: How come Meeko comes in when were talking about really dirty things?
ultimateradness: how would she know?
rexstardust99: Its like she has a sixth sense about it.
ultimateradness: MsKorina29 has entered the room.ultimateradness: almost like two little kid fingersMsKorina29 has left the room
ultimateradness: she's stuck up!
ultimateradness: she doesn't like my children stories!
rexstardust99: We need more people in here.
ultimateradness: I'm a people
ultimateradness: you shoulkd chat more
rexstardust99: I do.
rexstardust99: I'm on all the time.
rexstardust99: I talk a lot.
ultimateradness: I'm too hormonal to say much other than sex and vaginaynay stuff
rexstardust99: I'm a people person.
ultimateradness: I like meat
rexstardust99: Thats how elisa is.
ultimateradness: black-penis scares me
rexstardust99: She has a very dirty mind.
ultimateradness: it makes me think
rexstardust99: Black penis scares me also.
ultimateradness: "is THAT really supposed to fit THERE?!
ultimateradness: and it's gonna get BIGGER?!"
ultimateradness: the white guys were less scary
rexstardust99: yes
ultimateradness: and one of 'em had this tendancy to spread out and do a lot of adjusting
rexstardust99: Where the fuck is klinton?
ultimateradness: I had no idea you guys had swingers all the time
ultimateradness: no wonder guys thing about sex ~every 8 seconds
ultimateradness: your testicals are constantly pinballing around
ultimateradness: why do you want Klinton?
ultimateradness: I'm not being gay enough for you?
rexstardust99: yes
ultimateradness: ok....
rexstardust99: And our nuts aren't always swinging.
ultimateradness: how should I be more gay?
ultimateradness: no?
rexstardust99: Our underwear keeps them in place.
ultimateradness: that's true
ultimateradness: but not boxers
rexstardust99: I wore boxers once and I had a boner all day.
rexstardust99: Too much movement.
ultimateradness: ha ha ha ha ha!
ultimateradness: I wanna live with YOU!
rexstardust99: If there is any movement down there, we get an erection.
PenWing424 has entered the room.
ultimateradness: then how come boxers sell so well?
rexstardust99: Because of what I just said.
ultimateradness: and the guy in drawing class didn't get one?
rexstardust99: Probably beat off right before class.
ultimateradness: hawt
ultimateradness: ok, then explain this:
rexstardust99: If any breeze hits it, it gets hard.
ultimateradness: the last week
ultimateradness: he was posing as a couple
ultimateradness: because his girlfriend was one of the girl models
ultimateradness: they posed nekkid together
ultimateradness: and he still didn't get a boner
rexstardust99: They probably did it right before class.
rexstardust99: Or they were on something.
ultimateradness: didn't smell like it
ultimateradness: " "
ultimateradness: too bad anyway
ultimateradness: it would have been a riot when mom saw my class drawings
ultimateradness: and the guy had a boner
rexstardust99: heh
ultimateradness: she had a hard enough time just accepting that there were nakid people in the same room as me
PenWing424: tell me you're posting this
rexstardust99: HA!
ultimateradness: the conversatioN?
ultimateradness: sure.
PenWing424: good
ultimateradness: you ok with it?
PenWing424: i want to read it from the beginning
