ultimateradness: ok I want the IM sexorz! ultimateradness: hullo? ultimateradness: c'mon! X0Italianbabe90: hello
ultimateradness: touch teh naughty bits! X0Italianbabe90: no bc ur letin hym call me a whore n slut n all ultimateradness: not anymore, sexxay! X0Italianbabe90: ok do u have a pic? ultimateradness: uh... gimme a minnute X0Italianbabe90: k X0Italianbabe90: of u
X0Italianbabe90: ultimateradness: FUCK CONDOMS! I NEED A PIC! ultimateradness: nothin' else, babe. X0Italianbabe90: nope ultimateradness: http://myspace-647.vo.llnwd.net/00129/74/69/129899647_m.jpg ultimateradness: not doin' it for you yet? X0Italianbabe90 signed off at 10:21:40 PM. X0Italianbabe90 signed on at 10:23:06 PM. ultimateradness: you left me ultimateradness: I withered inside X0Italianbabe90: i got kicked off
ultimateradness: POWERRRR! X0Italianbabe90: i cant do it ultimateradness: what? me? X0Italianbabe90: he called me a whore again X0Italianbabe90: n slut ultimateradness: no more, no more ultimateradness: I'll take good care of you X0Italianbabe90: ok ultimateradness: I take care of you baby X0Italianbabe90: aw thnx lol X0Italianbabe90: w*e ultimateradness: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/Speedie316/MentalHealth.jpg ultimateradness: that's a good one... X0Italianbabe90: bunny will give u sex so nvm ultimateradness: no she won't, she's pretending X0Italianbabe90: batman?
ultimateradness: funny, no? X0Italianbabe90: yeea X0Italianbabe90: yea** ultimateradness: yeah X0Italianbabe90: r we or not? ultimateradness: well, you wanted a pic ultimateradness: and I'm trying to find the place I posted my pic forever ago X0Italianbabe90: ok ultimateradness: brb X0Italianbabe90: but u cant tell no1 bout this ultimateradness: contacts bugging me ultimateradness: ok ultimateradness: scientist's honor ultimateradness: here: http://membres.lycos.fr/jok/Brian%20Fury.jpg X0Italianbabe90: STOP! X0Italianbabe90: lo X0Italianbabe90: lol* ultimateradness: ha ha ha! ultimateradness: kidding X0Italianbabe90: c'mon
ultimateradness: I can't seem to find the one I was looking for. ultimateradness: lemme upload a new one? X0Italianbabe90: kk ultimateradness: 'k. it'll just be a few more minutes. X0Italianbabe90: k
ultimateradness: do you have a pic? ultimateradness: I am 21 X0Italianbabe90: no offense but u look old ultimateradness: probably the acne ultimateradness: and the tummy ultimateradness: but acne's under control ultimateradness: and tummies mean beer! X0Italianbabe90: lol ultimateradness: where's your pic? X0Italianbabe90: cant find it ultimateradness: but you said... ultimateradness: oh well ultimateradness: I have a vivid imagination X0Italianbabe90: ok ultimateradness: touch me on the naughty bits X0Italianbabe90: ok ultimateradness: do you want me to use one of my detatchable penii? ultimateradness: or do you want this to be a generally homo chat-sexorz? X0Italianbabe90: u pick ultimateradness: I'm into it all! X0Italianbabe90: up 2 u ultimateradness: we'll use the green one X0Italianbabe90: no u juss called me a dslut whore X0Italianbabe90: bye ultimateradness: I told Klinton to not call you a slut or whore ultimateradness: klinton 77: dirty slut ultimateradness: ultimateradness: and won't decide what (if any) of my detatchable penii to use ultimateradness: ultimateradness: STOP! X0Italianbabe90: i have it but i have aol n i cant send it 2 u it wont ley me ultimateradness: ultimateradness: NO SLUT WHORE! X0Italianbabe90: oo ultimateradness: see? ultimateradness: I take care of my baby ultimateradness: ultimateradness: damnit Klinton, Lord Mxypltk: FAFFANAPOLES! PCG342: fuck me, Pariah. settle down. klinton 77: sorry...she's not a slut klinton 77: she's a goddess ultimateradness: see? ultimateradness: I got the gay guy by his left nut! ultimateradness: all for you, sugarbuns ultimateradness: so we'll use the green one X0Italianbabe90: ok ultimateradness: but I don't wanna wear it, you have to ultimateradness: unLESS..... maybe we should use the 2-sided 20" detachable penis? X0Italianbabe90: where wat? ultimateradness: it's blue, the double X0Italianbabe90: ok ultimateradness: I don't like to wear the strap-ons ultimateradness: are you a girl or a boy ultimateradness: ? X0Italianbabe90: boy X0Italianbabe90: jm gurl ultimateradness: wanna do anal anyhow? X0Italianbabe90: idk ultimateradness: how old are you? X0Italianbabe90: 18 ultimateradness: wow! You're an Olson Twin! ultimateradness: ever do this before? ultimateradness: you know... ultimateradness: pretend touching the naughty bits? X0Italianbabe90: no ultimateradness: are you weirded out? X0Italianbabe90: idk ultimateradness: well, how do you wanna start? X0Italianbabe90: idk ultimateradness: ever do it in real life? X0Italianbabe90: no ultimateradness: hmm. ultimateradness: I think we're already screwed then. ultimateradness: me neither. ultimateradness: so! what are you? ultimateradness: gay, straight, bi, nazi, furry, fanasy....? ultimateradness: fantasy* X0Italianbabe90: straight X0Italianbabe90: n u? ultimateradness: so why'd you offer to IM-S3x0rz a girl then? ultimateradness: I'm in a league of my own. X0Italianbabe90: i didnt offer 2 a gurl ultimateradness: I'm a girl ultimateradness: you offered to me X0Italianbabe90: EEW!!!!!!!! ultimateradness: HA HA HA HA HA HA! X0Italianbabe90: not uh seriously ultimateradness: totally serious! X0Italianbabe90 signed off at 11:06:58 PM. ultimateradness: Anyhow, so if you don't wanna do this, and I'm running out of ways to keep it funny for me (as I am not a homosexual) Previous message was not received by X0Italianbabe90 because of error: User X0Italianbabe90 is not available.
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