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towards the end Pariah admits to shoving painful things in his urethra!
The rest I just thought was funny:

Pariah186: Oh wait. Now I remeber. You hate porn.
ultimateradness: yes.
ultimateradness: not a porn fan.
ultimateradness: I find it degrading
Pariah186: Then youz ah sissy!
TheElisaPrincess: so Do I!
TheElisaPrincess: totally degrading!
Pariah186: Cuz' wimmins is the focus?
TheElisaPrincess: women or men.....
TheElisaPrincess: your not viewing a person for who they are
ultimateradness: doesn't matter
TheElisaPrincess: but what they look like
Pariah186: Feh.
Pariah186: I don't even look at porn
ultimateradness: I'm not turned on by appearances much
Pariah186: I'm addicted to hentai....When I lose my cool
ultimateradness: mostly personality
Pariah186: bullshit.
ultimateradness: nope.
ultimateradness: you should see the guys I date
ultimateradness: I didn't think anything of it
ultimateradness: but my sister's all...you really don't care about looks, do you/?
Pariah186: *eyebrow* Got a pic ready?
ultimateradness: nope.
TheElisaPrincess: noi the older you get the less the physical really mattesr
Pariah186: heh
ultimateradness: nah, I've never understood attraction based solely on physical aesthetics
ultimateradness: and I'm just 21, 'teach'
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: heh
Pariah186: exactly
Pariah186: old
ultimateradness: well, at least my penii are bigger than my fingers!
ultimateradness: unlike SOME of us...
ultimateradness: ;-)
Pariah186: :-[
ultimateradness: not... not to point FINGERS or anthing
ultimateradness: (*snort*)
TheElisaPrincess: no way? 21 and you got your life together this much! Im super impressed
TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
ultimateradness: *g*
Pariah186: hurm
ultimateradness: impressed... and scootin' out
ultimateradness: my personality must get her hot 'n bothered
Pariah186: Felt like I pissed glass yesterday
ultimateradness: I bed she's masturbating to me right now
ultimateradness: I bet... one dollar!
Pariah186: Seriously. I had to wait twelve hours
Pariah186: at first, I thought it was a kidney stone
TheElisaPrincess has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: oopsy
TheElisaPrincess: wrong x
ultimateradness: LOL
Pariah186: Turns out it was hand-washing soap.
ultimateradness: done so soon?
ultimateradness: in your bladder?
Pariah186: no
Pariah186: no
Pariah186: urethra
ultimateradness: how'd it get THERE?!
ultimateradness: stupid!
Pariah186: I had to get it swbbed yesterday
Pariah186: *swabbed
Pariah186: cuz' they had to check on liver function
Pariah186: and such
ultimateradness: here's something bubbly, lemme shove it up my pisser
Pariah186: I just thought the thing looked a bit unclean
Pariah186: so when I got home, I used a soap covered que-tip
Pariah186: burned like fuck
Pariah186: but I thought that was normal;
ultimateradness: ha ha ha ha!
ultimateradness: a q-tip?
Pariah186: then when I had to go I was screaming
Pariah186: yes
ultimateradness: your not packin' big enough to hold a q-tip!
Pariah186: Its actually grown since then
ultimateradness: ah.
ultimateradness: magic beans
Pariah186: And even if hadn't, it would have
Pariah186: question
Pariah186: Measure six inches
ultimateradness: pain in your giblits makes you horny, eh?
Pariah186: on the window
Pariah186: fuck no
ultimateradness: well, why else would it grow?
ultimateradness: They Plump when you Cook 'Em!
ultimateradness: why six?
ultimateradness: hmmmmmm?
Pariah186: Cuz' I wanna see how big you thnk average is
Pariah186: for a guy
TheElisaPrincess: *sings* at ease
Pariah186: I think you're under a bt of a misinterpretation
ultimateradness: six inches is approximately two pinkies of mine
ultimateradness: and... hold on
ultimateradness: and how is me putting my hands to the monitor
ultimateradness: going to show you
ultimateradness: anything?
Pariah186: heh
Pariah186: that's not average
Pariah186: subtract a joint
Pariah186: and you get average
Pariah186: whilst erect
ultimateradness: I never said it was average
Pariah186: well
ultimateradness: you said
ultimateradness: it wasn't or something
rexstardust99 has entered the room.
Pariah186: What I'm saying is
Pariah186: when it's measured
ultimateradness: I forget dumb conversations after A FEW YEARS
Pariah186: you don't measure from the based
Pariah186: you reminded me a while ago
ultimateradness: yes yes, measure the bias
Pariah186: DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT BIAS!!
ultimateradness: hi reax!
rexstardust99: hello
ultimateradness: life
ultimateradness: don't talk to me about life
ultimateradness: here I am
ultimateradness: brain the size of a planet...
ultimateradness: *sigh*
rexstardust99: Pariah, you ain't supposed to beat off with hand soap.
ultimateradness: ha ha ha!
Pariah186 has left the room.
rexstardust99: heh
ultimateradness: uh-OH!
rexstardust99: You gotta post this now Uschi.