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Uschi said:
X0Italianbabe90: hey
ultimateradness: what the fuck now?
X0Italianbabe90: ?
X0Italianbabe90: i wanna talk 2 u
ultimateradness: fine
ultimateradness: go ahead
X0Italianbabe90: can u send me a chat real fast please
ultimateradness: a ...chat?
ultimateradness: retard.
X0Italianbabe90: uea
X0Italianbabe90: yea
ultimateradness: yea? do you mean "yeah" or "Yay"?
X0Italianbabe90: juss send me a chat
ultimateradness: rkmbs
ultimateradness: go
X0Italianbabe90: send it 2 me
ultimateradness: what are you going on about? do you want a saved chat?
ultimateradness: like, saved old dialogue?
X0Italianbabe90: yea
ultimateradness: I don't save chats
X0Italianbabe90: o ok

X0Italianbabe90: then invite me 2 rkmbs
ultimateradness: you know you can invite yourself, right?
X0Italianbabe90: yea
X0Italianbabe90: ]
ultimateradness: stop teasing my cock
X0Italianbabe90: but its easier 4 sum1 else invite me?
X0Italianbabe90: wat??
ultimateradness: no, no it isn't.
ultimateradness: it is extremely easy to invite yourself to a chat
X0Italianbabe90: im not teasing ur cock


ultimateradness: takes, like... three seconds. tops.
X0Italianbabe90: u dont have 1 u have a pussy
ultimateradness: everyone has a left nut
ultimateradness: I call mine Fused.
X0Italianbabe90: ok?
ultimateradness: besides, how do you know? I'm a hermaphrodite.
ultimateradness: I have a small cock and it doesn't work right
ultimateradness: but I have one.
ultimateradness: I also have an extensive collection of detatchable penii
X0Italianbabe90: ew
ultimateradness: don't judge, whore
X0Italianbabe90: i aint

X0Italianbabe90: i sed ew bc u sed ultimateradness [12:38 AM]: I also have an extensive collection of detatchable penii
ultimateradness: "ew" is not an appropriate response to a birth disorder
ultimateradness: you're racist.
X0Italianbabe90: no not realli
ultimateradness: well, you seem to hate America
ultimateradness: what with the way you blatently disregard our adopted tongue
X0Italianbabe90: wat?
ultimateradness: exactly.
X0Italianbabe90: shut up
ultimateradness: then stop IMing me
X0Italianbabe90: i want 2

ultimateradness: whore



Uschi, just send her the damn chat and we can all go home!