PJPGYRO: lol MtotheJLA: RACK GYRO rexstardust99: Butter has perfect breasts. pigirondb: i'm drunk now PJPGYRO: JLA you really from Maine MtotheJLA: No, I wish HarleyQ33: for that? gimme a fuckin' break! PJPGYRO: heh PJPGYRO: where are you from MtotheJLA: It would make the joke funnier PenWing424: whoa pigirondb: main vein MtotheJLA: Hell PJPGYRO: you are an alt arent you MtotheJLA: yeah PJPGYRO: we dont know your name'\ PJPGYRO: no pics pigirondb: main vein rexstardust99: JLA is an alt of Brian Jonopulos. PJPGYRO: no geographic location MtotheJLA: Basically rexstardust99: No age. pigirondb: he's bsams brother.. MtotheJLA: I'm a man of mystery! PJPGYRO: I must know PenWing424: international? pigirondb: christina MtotheJLA: yeah PJPGYRO: I am not left handed MtotheJLA: I'm actually a whomod alt. rexstardust99: At least tell us how old you are. My moneys on late 20's. pigirondb: he is from bilboa HarleyQ33: so, type with your - ahem - nose MtotheJLA: You never knew? PJPGYRO: heh MtotheJLA: NEOCON BLAH BLAH BLAH pigirondb: he is from bilboa PJPGYRO: he is late 20's and lives near a hooters PJPGYRO: thats all I got PJPGYRO: and Im his student MtotheJLA: I'm Rob's long lost brother PJPGYRO: >:o MtotheJLA: His evil brother pigirondb: of masturbation HarleyQ33: he can be found in the DVD lesbian porn section MtotheJLA: That too PJPGYRO: >:o MtotheJLA: I get all my porn online pigirondb: hah rexstardust99: me to MtotheJLA: It's the only way to go rexstardust99: safer that way PJPGYRO: little guy is hungry for something HarleyQ33: ah - a modern man MtotheJLA: Local porn shop creeps me out pigirondb: fish HarleyQ33: Pete, don't talk about your penis that way! pigirondb: market MtotheJLA: Always smells like cleanser PJPGYRO: heh PJPGYRO: thats jiz pigirondb: ewwww MtotheJLA: Local porn shop must use 20 cans of ammonia a day PJPGYRO: yeah PJPGYRO: you mean semen pigirondb: work there rexstardust99: I lived by a used video-porn store in Sacramento. Went in there so much the employees started to recognize me. HarleyQ33: sex shops here aren't gross and don't smell like cleaner.... PJPGYRO: sad MtotheJLA: it's like walking down the detergent aisle at the grocery store PJPGYRO: I get my stuff online HarleyQ33: LOL pigirondb: me too MtotheJLA: Strip clubs are cool though rexstardust99: The worst part was when I wouldn't buy anything. PenWing424: whoa PJPGYRO: when I was single I used to have brand new vibrators ready to go for new women rexstardust99: I haven't been to a strip club in years. pigirondb: figures HarleyQ33: so - you saw, you came, you - um - conquered? PenWing424: i can't believe doc was the only one to notice bianca PJPGYRO: I was at one a month ago it was fun rexstardust99: ME neither. MtotheJLA: Yeah, the owner of the porn shop doesn't like it when you don't buy, or when you take your tim MtotheJLA: time pigirondb: pen you are still in the wimmen forum? rexstardust99: I wonder if that was really her. PenWing424: still? PJPGYRO: he si wanky wanky HarleyQ33: I thought that was you? PJPGYRO: yup pigirondb: pj PJPGYRO: yes pigirondb: hi PJPGYRO: hi pigirondb: I'm wanking to your blonde picture right now rexstardust99: Hello, how are you today? pigirondb: it's sexy PJPGYRO: I heard the next random interview will be the best one pigirondb: whose rexstardust99: You? MtotheJLA: Porn shop has some FUCKED up categories too HarleyQ33: is it yours? PJPGYRO: I don't know pigirondb: whose PJPGYRO: jaburg told me it will be the best one yet though pigirondb: not me MtotheJLA: Amatuer midget bonding books? No thanks rexstardust99: I want to be interviewed. pigirondb: you want anything HarleyQ33: its Pete - he's telling us how great he will be... PJPGYRO: heh pigirondb: hah PJPGYRO: maybe HarleyQ33: no "maybe" HarleyQ33: fess up PJPGYRO: it took a very long time MtotheJLA: just a little pricey, that's all. PJPGYRO: more time than you would think PJPGYRO: but it was fun pigirondb: pro is a pro MtotheJLA: That sounds expensive. PJPGYRO: heh HarleyQ33: any juicy deatils? PJPGYRO: JLA is quoting me MtotheJLA: I know a really kick ass game.......but it's expensive. PJPGYRO: you will have to wait and see PJPGYRO: lol HarleyQ33: zzzzzz... tell us now pigirondb: that's what elisa says rexstardust99: Stupid dogg is drunk. rexstardust99: He needs to come her.e PJPGYRO: I would but I have to go to bed DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oooh story time PJPGYRO: I am up in a few hours MtotheJLA: HI BUNNY! pigirondb: bed what is that DECTECTlVE BUNNY: JLA!! PJPGYRO: heh PJPGYRO: I shoudl ahve gone at 10 MtotheJLA: Allo! pigirondb: mate DECTECTlVE BUNNY: bed pfft i got fucking qork to do MtotheJLA: Bunny is starting to grow on me... PJPGYRO: allright guys DECTECTlVE BUNNY: fucking market summary PJPGYRO: goodnight all' DECTECTlVE BUNNY: small business sucks ass PJPGYRO: goodnight harl HarleyQ33: nite pete pigirondb: later horny greek batsard rexstardust99: Bunnys rash is starting to grow on me. MtotheJLA: Even though she didn't want to be my RDCW tag partner. :-( PJPGYRO has left the room. HarleyQ33: hey! MtotheJLA: She shot me down MtotheJLA: Months ago! pigirondb: what MtotheJLA: yeah pigirondb: so PenWing424: you have a tag partner rexstardust99: Just like real life. pigirondb: rob MtotheJLA: Before I started, I wanted Bunny to be my partner, but she told me to piss off HarleyQ33: oh fuck you lol PenWing424: sneaks was already in a faction DECTECTlVE BUNNY: you don't want to d o that DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i came home with a rash MtotheJLA: She told me to gargle with razor blades, so I took the hint PJPGYRO has entered the room. PenWing424: a rash? that's not good HarleyQ33: ugh - thanks for te head up pigirondb: that can give you aids PenWing424: jla should have showered first MtotheJLA: But now I have Harley! MtotheJLA: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! PJPGYRO: can some one post the yanks won 7-2 tonight for me in the yankee thread pigirondb: hah DECTECTlVE BUNNY: bite me JLA HarleyQ33: screw you - too late! MtotheJLA: GOSH!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points