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MtotheJLA: Such anger!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: you gonna eat your tots?
pigirondb: they are new women
MtotheJLA: Nicely played
PJPGYRO has left the room.
pigirondb: angry and rich
MtotheJLA: It was before I knew you, harley
MtotheJLA: honest
HarleyQ33: suuuuure
HarleyQ33: ass
MtotheJLA: But not before I met Rob, one fine day...
HarleyQ33: oh no
pigirondb: no
MtotheJLA: Rob stole my heart, the moment I saw him
pigirondb: it's on camcorder
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes hense how i got the rash
MtotheJLA: GEEZ!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: IDIOT
HarleyQ33: so, for you there is no one but Rob
MtotheJLA: JEEPERS!
MtotheJLA: yes
pigirondb: sad
MtotheJLA: and Drzsmith
MtotheJLA: and Franta
pigirondb: sadder
HarleyQ33: and here I thought you like the wimmins
MtotheJLA: and Rue
pigirondb: yay
MtotheJLA: he types a lot
rexstardust99: I'm gay for misterJLA!
MtotheJLA: and is gay a lot
MtotheJLA: Me too!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: nah JLA is more flamboyant then klinton and jim jackson
HarleyQ33: I thought you like Pete - he's gonna get jealous
MtotheJLA: Only on weekends
rexstardust99: PJP is my second best.
HarleyQ33: wher eis klinton?
MtotheJLA: Thanks!
pigirondb: behind rue
rexstardust99: He's moving.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: unpacking
PenWing424: moving
rexstardust99: He's usually in here.
HarleyQ33: he's been gone awhile
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: a week
pigirondb: canadian dial up
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: haha
rexstardust99: There have to share it with everyone else.
HarleyQ33: how was his move? anyone know?
rexstardust99: no
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: haven't heard from him since he packed everything up
pigirondb: that fudge takes awhile
HarleyQ33: he'll be back - this place is like crack
rexstardust99: He probably doesn't have his internet set up yet.
MtotheJLA: Rue could suck-start a lawnmower
HarleyQ33: who's rue?
pigirondb: me
MtotheJLA: A big bitch
PCG342 has entered the room.
MtotheJLA: WHOA!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: tree pixie!!!!!!!!!!!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes i killed it!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hizzah1
HarleyQ33: I gotta bail - night everyone
MtotheJLA: Good for you, lambchop!
MtotheJLA: Night Harley!
HarleyQ33 has left the room.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah i'm a sock that talks when you put your hand up my ass
MtotheJLA: Neat
MtotheJLA: You tell 'em, lambchop!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i personally prefered charlie
pigirondb: sheep fucker
PCG342: oh... sorry... I wasn't paying attention...
pigirondb: jla
MtotheJLA: Me neither
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hah riiiiiight
PCG342: uhhh... Am I now known as "tree pixie?"
pigirondb: why
MtotheJLA: You tell 'em, tree pixie!
pigirondb: why
PCG342: cool!
MtotheJLA: Who?
PCG342: what?
MtotheJLA: It's a promotion.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: tree pixie
MtotheJLA: Promoted to tree pixie
PCG342: what?
MtotheJLA: yeah
PCG342: cool.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: its like a gay porno
MtotheJLA: HELLO JABURG
MtotheJLA: Chewy is spying on us again
PCG342: what's like a gay porno?
MtotheJLA: Tree pixies?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
MtotheJLA: They live in the trees and make gay porn or something?
PCG342: whoa... maybe I shouldn't change my title, in hindsight.
MtotheJLA: Keebler Elves
MtotheJLA: Only gayer
MtotheJLA: MUCH Gayer
PCG342: is that even possible!?
pigirondb: gaylaer
MtotheJLA: Rue level gay
MtotheJLA: Or Ghost Hog Gay
rexstardust99: I'm gonna switch computers.
MtotheJLA: OK
pigirondb: hah..you got pwned
rexstardust99: Be back in a minute.
PCG342: you do that.
rexstardust99 has left the room.
MtotheJLA: Ghost Hog is Kosher gay
MtotheJLA: Whatever that means
pigirondb: you remeber too much
MtotheJLA: yeah
pigirondb: freaky
PCG342: whoa.
pigirondb: you should be rich
MtotheJLA: I've got a mind like a rusty steel trap!
MtotheJLA: With rust!
PCG342: so, anyway, the title is now "The Tree Pixie".
MtotheJLA: And time!
pigirondb: that means fairie right?
MtotheJLA: Ask sneaky
MtotheJLA: She's titsworth!
PCG342: yeah, it's her idea.
pigirondb: oh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
PCG342: she thinks I live in a tree.
MtotheJLA: TITSWORTH!
MtotheJLA: MADAM TITSWORTH!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: JLA
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: would you rather be called cornhole fairy/
MtotheJLA: I'll stay with JLA, thanks for asking
MtotheJLA: LOL
MtotheJLA: :P
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: :P
PCG342: lmao
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRs
rexstardust99 has entered the room.
MtotheJLA: Hello rex!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i think rex like cornholing
MtotheJLA: It's been a while!
PCG342: you mean... JLA wasn't already the cornhole fairy?
MtotheJLA: No
PCG342: oh, fuck!!
rexstardust99: Hello JLA, how are you today?
MtotheJLA: I was demoted
MtotheJLA: terrific, rex, thanks for asking!
rexstardust99: yes
MtotheJLA: We were just discussing tree pixies!
rexstardust99: I'm gonna play video games now. I'll be back later.
PCG342: so, rex, how many drinks are you up to so far?
PCG342: ok.
MtotheJLA: Tree pixies, rex: TREE PIXIES!
rexstardust99: Enough to sleep with your mom.
MtotheJLA: You can't leave now!
rexstardust99: Yes I can.
pigirondb: I am
MtotheJLA: Business is fixin' to pick up!
rexstardust99: later
MtotheJLA: Or maybe not
rexstardust99 has left the room.
MtotheJLA: Later
pigirondb: later
pigirondb has left the room.
PCG342: ... what business?
MtotheJLA: Pig Iron LOVES him some JLA
PCG342: ... you mean cornhole fairy?
MtotheJLA: yeah, him too
PCG342: lol
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: HAH!
PCG342: so, Tree Fairy it is. let's see how long it shall last.
PCG342: whoops... tree pixie? what is it?
MtotheJLA: Where's Glacys>
MtotheJLA: ?
Glacier16: ?
MtotheJLA: You're mighty quiet
Glacier16: yup
PCG342: he's beating off.
PCG342: to pictures of Gman.
MtotheJLA: The correct answer is "yeahs"
Glacier16: >:o
PCG342: ;-)
DECTECTlVE BUNNY:
PCG342: I'm just playing with ya, Glacier.
MtotheJLA: >:o <--------- sneaky
PCG342: as are you yourself.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
PCG342: heh.
UltimateJaburg53: Hey, who knows what state JLA lives in
UltimateJaburg53: Besides him
UltimateJaburg53: Anyone?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oooh oooh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: MONTANA!
PCG342: Apparently, sneaky does.
MtotheJLA: I live in a state of confusion!
MtotheJLA: LOL
MtotheJLA: :P
UltimateJaburg53: lols ;p
PenWing424: it's true
UltimateJaburg53: Penwing
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: jaburg
MtotheJLA: I live in the Cheesedome!
PenWing424: burg
UltimateJaburg53: I haven't seen you since the thing
PenWing424: ben grimm?
UltimateJaburg53: No
UltimateJaburg53: BSG
MtotheJLA: Giant Sized Man Thing
PenWing424: oh
UltimateJaburg53: Crazy Cylon bitch shot the old man.
PenWing424: dude, they showed the one where they needed fuel at 11pm
PCG342: whoa.
UltimateJaburg53: I saved them all
MtotheJLA: GOSH!
PenWing424: you know, where apollo flew like starbuck
UltimateJaburg53: Yeah
PenWing424: best episdoe
UltimateJaburg53: I was watching that earlier
PenWing424: episode
UltimateJaburg53: It was
MtotheJLA: Cupcakes
UltimateJaburg53: Eskimo
MtotheJLA: It's like when you're in prison, and someone takes your cupcake
UltimateJaburg53: Yeah
UltimateJaburg53: There are rules of engagement in prison.
PCG342: what? If someone takes your cupcake, you get to fuck 'em?
UltimateJaburg53: No
MtotheJLA: W H O A ?
UltimateJaburg53: You beat them half to death with a sheep!
MtotheJLA: baaaaaaaaaad advice, Burg dude!
PCG342: with a sheep?
UltimateJaburg53: Or many sheep
MtotheJLA: sheep. baaaaad advice
MtotheJLA: forget it
PCG342: how do you get a sheep in prison?
UltimateJaburg53: I get it
MtotheJLA: sheep says baaaaa
PCG342: I got it, JLA.
PCG342: unfortunately.
UltimateJaburg53: It's a metaphor
MtotheJLA: you guys don't appreciate my genius
UltimateJaburg53: metafore
MtotheJLA: Glacys does, but I don't know about the rest of you
UltimateJaburg53: It's that thing
MtotheJLA: I miss Elisa
PCG342: have we metaphor??
MtotheJLA: :-(
UltimateJaburg53: metafore
Glacier16: :-D
PCG342: get it... met 'afore?
MtotheJLA: Elisa knows what time it be
UltimateJaburg53: Yeah, but she would lie
PCG342: 11:27 PM?
PCG342: Time for coffee?
PCG342: yes. yes it is.
MtotheJLA: Eastern Standard Time
MtotheJLA: it's time
MtotheJLA: it's time
UltimateJaburg53: EAST COAST!
MtotheJLA: IT'S VADER TIME
UltimateJaburg53: I miss Vader
MtotheJLA: yeah
PCG342: I miss silence.
MtotheJLA: Whatever happened to Vader?
UltimateJaburg53: He got too old and fat.
MtotheJLA: Penys? You should know this
MtotheJLA: Really?
UltimateJaburg53: Yes
UltimateJaburg53: He is old
MtotheJLA: So he's done?
UltimateJaburg53: He might be working smaller things
MtotheJLA: ah
PenWing424: does carlito look like juan epstien to you?
UltimateJaburg53: Kids partys
PCG342: ICP.
PCG342: Incontinent Children's Party.
UltimateJaburg53: Heh
UltimateJaburg53: Poop!
MtotheJLA: For me to poop on!
UltimateJaburg53: Font
UltimateJaburg53: Ok
PCG342: easy party favors: Depends!
UltimateJaburg53: Heh
PCG342: you can buy 'em in bulk!
MtotheJLA: Collect 'em all!
PCG342: ...
UltimateJaburg53: No
UltimateJaburg53: Gotta catch em all!
MtotheJLA: I choose you, Pickachu!
PCG342: lmao... that's what they're made for!
PCG342: catching it all...
UltimateJaburg53: Picka Picka!
PCG342: nevermind...
PCG342: Pokemon freaks.
MtotheJLA: Um...the correct term is "LOL :P" not lmao
UltimateJaburg53: I hate Pokemon
UltimateJaburg53: I just know my enemy
UltimateJaburg53: I hate all Pokemon!
UltimateJaburg53: Except Squirttle
PCG342: what's wrong with LMAO?!
MtotheJLA: LOL :P is proper English
PCG342: really?
Glacier16: yeah
MtotheJLA: Thank you
PCG342: nice one, JLA. "I didn't get Rob pregnant, after all!"
UltimateJaburg53: When my wrath is brought across the Pokemon, only Squirttle shall be spared.
MtotheJLA: I didn't
MtotheJLA: Thank goodness for that!
MtotheJLA: I didn't want to be a father!
MtotheJLA: or a mother?
MtotheJLA: I think I shall go now
PCG342: even you are unsure of your own gender.
MtotheJLA: Goodnight my peoples
UltimateJaburg53: Night
MtotheJLA: Go forth and prosper
PCG342: Goodbye, you hermaphrodite.
MtotheJLA: GEE!
PCG342: die young and have no children! ;-)
MtotheJLA: WHOA!
MtotheJLA: OK, that's it.
MtotheJLA: I'm leaving the chat room forever
MtotheJLA: See you tomorrow
MtotheJLA has left the room.
PCG342: all right, sexy!
PCG342: *cough*
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: wow i'm sorry but four years is wayyy to much
PCG342: whay?
PCG342: *what?
PCG342: damn it.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh heh nevermind thought you meant me
PCG342: ...
PCG342: somebody's a little self-centered...
PenWing424: good night everyone
PCG342: good night, penwing.
PenWing424 has left the room.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no someone's a tad moist after elis'a sexual dream shit
UltimateJaburg53: Pardon?
PCG342: huh? oh, you.
PCG342: Pardon, indeed.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: shut up and go help stella get her groove back
PCG342: no.
PCG342: ... who is stella?
PCG342: and what is her "groove?"
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: man i feel old now
PCG342: I have seen the movie, but I was being a smartass.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: meh ok
PCG342: Have I ever told you that I have two functional penises, as well as two functional sets of testicles?
PCG342: ... my honesty killed the chat!
UltimateJaburg53: Yes
UltimateJaburg53: u r poo
PCG342: heh.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: we know you do you showed us that you have elephantitus of the balls too
PCG342: ... I thought I was tree pixie, not poo.
PCG342: "Elephantitus?"
UltimateJaburg53: How do you sit?
PCG342: well, not comfortably.
UltimateJaburg53: That's terrible
UltimateJaburg53: My condoleces
UltimateJaburg53: n< the missing "n"
PCG342: gotcha.
UltimateJaburg53: Koo
UltimateJaburg53: %
PCG342: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to tend to my inflamed.....
PCG342: .elephants.
UltimateJaburg53: Moo
UltimateJaburg53: ^
UltimateJaburg53: @
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oink
UltimateJaburg53: Quack
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: bark
UltimateJaburg53: Fish
PCG342: ... so, Sneaky, what is "elephantitis," in your professional opinion.
PCG342: ?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ahem
UltimateJaburg53: Elephantmanititus!
UltimateJaburg53: Hi Chewy!
PCG342: It should be noted that the suffix "-itis" means inflammation or swelling of.
UltimateJaburg53: Whoa!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: its quite nasty
PCG342: and that THIS is scrotal elefantiasis, the ailment you were referring to, which is caused by the parasite "elefantia"...
PCG342: not the swelling of one's elephant.
PCG342: not at all.
PCG342: oh, Jesus. somebody's gonna post that on the mbs, arent they?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
PCG342: heh.
PCG342: cool.
PCG342: so, did I teach you anything tonight?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh yes daddy
PCG342: don't make me spank you........
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hurm
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: maybei should!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: but rex would like that more
PCG342: and while I'm being nitpicky, it should also be noted that MagicJay's title [sadistic endontist] is errant. the word he is trying for is "endodontist," or a dentist specializing in the interior of teeth.
PCG342: Feel