pigirondb: rex, can you get my clitoris..it's dragging on the floor pigirondb: hahhahahahahaha DECTECTlVE BUNNY:rex help me balance my titties on my hips pigirondb: hahahhaha rqbumbershoot: I'll help, sneaky! ultimateradness: Rex, can you wipe my ass? Make sure to get the diarhhea out of all the little crevices rqbumbershoot: Oh, we're talking about Rex's grandma.... ultimateradness: huh? pigirondb: whaaa? rqbumbershoot: "Rex, pookie, go wash my dentures so I can eat some blueberry cobbler...." WiuJeremy80: Hey that's not funny, my brother (a fireman) had to take care of an old lady who fell asleep on the shitter pigirondb: ??????? ultimateradness: Rexie, c'mere. I lost my teeth and want to give you a blowjob. pigirondb: jeremy he didn't have to "take care of her"..that's sick pigirondb: must run in the family pigirondb: jeremy...2+2=sick rqbumbershoot: "Rex, can you help grandma change her catheter bag?" DECTECTlVE BUNNY: rexie sug, would you give nana a little help with her sapostiory pigirondb: Rex, will you rub cocoa butter on gramma's hiney pigirondb: Rex, let grannie give you a big, fat, sloppy, kiss DECTECTlVE BUNNY: rexie, grandma's seemed to of lost her delight saber, can you help me rub one out" pigirondb: you're such a good boy rqbumbershoot: Damn, sneaks. That's disgusting, yet highly funny. ultimateradness: reax is furiously making himself busy here without typing pigirondb: Rex, I know you hav epictures of David Duchovny on your computer bring those up and let grannie get off a good one. DECTECTlVE BUNNY: rex baby, my bra has given out, will yo hold grannies titties while i paint my toe nails pigirondb: better yet...will you buff my corns while holding my titties. DECTECTlVE BUNNY: will you help granny with her tux pads ultimateradness: (what's a tux pad?) rqbumbershoot: Rex, Grandma's adult diapers gave out. Help me clean up. WiuJeremy80 has left the room. rqbumbershoot: We've offended Jeremy's delicate sensibilities. ultimateradness: heh ultimateradness: or he's as hot and bopthered as Reax is pigirondb: or jeremy is gay DECTECTlVE BUNNY:rex baby, help granny get her fat folds over the wheelchair arm rests rqbumbershoot: Rex, my varicose veins are acting up. Give granny a foot rub. rqbumbershoot: That's it, right there. rqbumbershoot: Massage all the bunions and corns.... rqbumbershoot: Oooh, Granny likes that.... UltimateJaburg53: MATLOCK! ultimateradness:Oh Rex, do the veins in my thighs too... OOOH! ultimateradness: ...Such a handsome young man... rqbumbershoot: Sing a little Bobby Darin for Granny while your at it.... ultimateradness: Reax is away. pigirondb: jeremy is gay DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh rex, granny shi pgave out, we'll have to do page 12 not 32 of the sutra book pigirondb: holy fuck rqbumbershoot: Rex put on the leather harness and the gimp mask. Granny's gonna give you some discipline.... DECTECTlVE BUNNY: rex baby pop in that sade CD and coem help granny trimm her hairy spider pigirondb: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pigirondb: today rex will be playing the part of little miss muffett rexstardust99: You guys are fucking sick. rqbumbershoot: Okay, I think we really need to stop. pigirondb: awwwwwwwwwww, poor rex DECTECTlVE BUNNY:rexie sug, hep granny comb the polydent out of her magic carpet rqbumbershoot: Rex, my hands are all stiff from the arthritis. Be a dear and help granny hold her dildo. rqbumbershoot: Okay, seriously, that's the last one I'll do. pigirondb: ewwwwwwwwwwwww DECTECTlVE BUNNY:rex baby, go buy grandma some condoms and a ice pack, i have a date with uncle bob pigirondb: that was just sick snarf rqbumbershoot: Uncle Bob? rqbumbershoot: After all the lines from sneaky, MINE is the one that offends you??? pigirondb: yes pigirondb: that was wrong DECTECTlVE BUNNY: dear, i suggest not being home when hougo comes to cut the lawn, he's gonna stay and trimm a bush pigirondb: goodnight pigirondb: sneaky, go to bed pigirondb: with me pigirondb: and uschi pigirondb: at the same time pigirondb: with a midget rqbumbershoot: No, sneaky, go to bed with me! rqbumbershoot: I loves you, sneaks! rqbumbershoot: Hold me! pigirondb: ewwww snarf..that's sick rqbumbershoot: Whatevah. rqbumbershoot: Okay, I'm done. Good night folks! pigirondb: you sicko, pervert rqbumbershoot has left the room. pigirondb: have fun all... pigirondb has left the room.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
