klinton 77: anyhoo....back to the story klinton 77: 'One (more) rainy, depressing day begins in Snarf's virgin little life..." rqbumbershoot: "When suddenly, a bolt of lightning sent by God struck Klinton dead for being a bitch." klinton 77: 'But Klinton proved immune to God's wrath...given that his faith in God has wavered in recent years. That and the power of 'bitch' can overcome all adversaries.' klinton 77: 'As Rex....er...Snarf sat there pondering his existence....the doorbell rang...' rqbumbershoot: "God, not to be outsmarted by a homo, opened up a bottomless pit beneath Klinton." klinton 77: 'Luckily, Klinton had Snarf's inflatable 'woman' on hand..it floated him to safety' rqbumbershoot: Snarf doesn't have an inflatable woman, so there! klinton 77: fine....sheep then...fucking semantics rqbumbershoot: I have no sex toys of any kind. klinton 77: and God has never personally attacked me.... klinton 77: fuck...defensive much? TheElisaPrincess has entered the room. rqbumbershoot: ELISAS!!! rqbumbershoot: Not that you know of, no. God is subtle. DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'm posting that
Best. Story. Ever.
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TheElisaPrincess: but tying her for first place is harley DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i have my doubts about harley klinton 77: me too
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
