brianjonopulos has entered the room.
klinton 77 has entered the room.
NowhereHowdy has entered the room.
klinton 77: thank
klinton 77: God
klinton 77: I got in here and there was just A rex laying around
klinton 77: it was rather frightening
NowhereHowdy: And you think its comfortable for me?
klinton 77: I guess not
klinton 77: but your needs aren't my concern
NowhereHowdy: Being in here with a raving homo is disconcerting
klinton 77: yeah, but I'm here too
NowhereHowdy: Oh,and then theres you
klinton 77: beat you to it
NowhereHowdy: Way to ruin a joke
klinton 77: I try
klinton 77: but come on...can you really ruin a Rex joke?
klinton 77: isn't it already ruined by the subject matter?
NowhereHowdy: When he was born,the doctor slapped his mother
klinton 77: slapped?
klinton 77: I heard the bitch was put into a coma from the blow
NowhereHowdy: Same thing happens every time he talks to her as well
klinton 77: hahah
klinton 77: poor, poor Rex
klinton 77: I had to get rid of the avatar....sorry
klinton 77: Rex pointed out that I had a quote by him in my sig, and his name flashing in my avatar
klinton 77: the whole thing just felt....dirty
NowhereHowdy: He wishes he lived in Canada..........he'd spend forever in your basement
klinton 77: in...hell
klinton 77: hey, here he could have his own place
klinton 77: we have social assistance here
klinton 77: his mom could be free
NowhereHowdy: He wouldnt feel comfortable outside the confines of a basement
klinton 77: yeah...I think you're actually right there....no joke
NowhereHowdy: Worn any capes recently?
klinton 77: nope
klinton 77: that was over a year ago now
klinton 77: I don't think I even have that anymore
klinton 77: I threw it out in the last move
klinton 77: it got really dirty that night
klinton 77: and it never got washed...so it was too stained to keep
NowhereHowdy: I dont wanna know any more
klinton 77: no,no,no....from working...it get's nasty behind the bar
NowhereHowdy: I stick by what I said
klinton 77: fine then...
klinton 77: wouldn't you rather stick to the bar counter?
klinton 77: it's more....interesting
klinton 77: I wish I had a pic of the barmaid
klinton 77: she's gotta be the hottest lesbian ever
klinton 77: http://parkingbar.com/media/4anniv05.jpg
klinton 77: the one with the red in her hair
klinton 77: not a great pic....but
NowhereHowdy: Why is she sucking that girls brains out?
klinton 77: cause that girl is right hot too...
klinton 77: Lisa's the dark girl
klinton 77: and Sandra's the other one
NowhereHowdy: I think Rex has died
klinton 77: yeah, I think so
NowhereHowdy: I wondered what that smell was
klinton 77: oh...that's the egg salad asndwitch I had for dinner....sorry
NowhereHowdy: Must you always think of Ass
klinton 77: not always
klinton 77: there's exactly two minutes out of every day devoted to other thoughts
NowhereHowdy: I thought you'd devote more than two minutes to cock...........ok,it'd prolly be seconds if it involved Rex,but I digress
klinton 77: yeah...I'm actually in debt for the time I've devoted to Rex discussion.....
klinton 77: that wasn't in the budget
NowhereHowdy: He is a good discussion topic
klinton 77: oh, for sure....hours of amusement....
NowhereHowdy: People like him were put in this world to make people like us feel good about ourselves
klinton 77: but still....a bloody waste of time
klinton 77: I don't need Rex to feel good about myself...
NowhereHowdy: you should
klinton 77: all I need is beer
NowhereHowdy: I have seen your pics
klinton 77: hahha
klinton 77: shush, you!
klinton 77: at least none of them involve me tucking my cock....
NowhereHowdy: Do you need to?
NowhereHowdy: Did you hear about the three gay Candians? Ben Dover,Paul Skinback & Phil McCavity
klinton 77: it was Phil McCracken....
NowhereHowdy: No thanks.......I'll pass
brianjonopulos: Could you two be any gayer for me?


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.