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rexstardust99: on uschi.
rexstardust99: their a couple.
pigirondb: sneaky
UltimateJaburg53: ewww
Killconey: Least its not rex.
Killconey: That would be awkward.
ultimateradness: ew.
captainsammitch: no shit
rexstardust99: Everyone has a crush on me.
rexstardust99: right pig iron.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no not really
pigirondb: oh yeah
rexstardust99: :-*
pigirondb: who doesn't like john malkovich
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: fucking ohio folk and your hojosexuality
captainsammitch: hojos!
pigirondb: hoho
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: homos!
Killconey: Using teh logic of the deep thoughts forum, Bunny saying, "no not really" means "yes, I want to jump his ignorant bones."
pigirondb: that's spanglish
captainsammitch: what's a teh?
rexstardust99: ask wannabuyamankey.
Killconey: I dunno, but you'll fit it a lot in there.
rexstardust99: its his favorite word.
captainsammitch: hojosexuality means OSU actually winning their bowl games
TheElisaPrincess: mus sleep................
TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
pigirondb: by osu you mean ohio state yes?
captainsammitch: indeed
ultimateradness: wow!
rqbumbershoot: You're darn right wow!
pigirondb: you know judd winnik went to u of m....
pigirondb: winick sp?
Killconey: Judd Winnik...
UltimateJaburg53: winikinikkkkk
pigirondb: look at what untold horror that has brought us
Killconey: >:o
UltimateJaburg53: judd winick
Killconey: He makes everything gay.
UltimateJaburg53: yeah
rqbumbershoot: Barry Ween was pretty good.
rqbumbershoot: But other than that, you're right.
pigirondb: point?
Killconey: About everything being gay?
UltimateJaburg53: gay?
Killconey: Gay.
captainsammitch: t3h gh3y?
UltimateJaburg53: Ohhhh
pigirondb: quit doing that mitch
UltimateJaburg53: thx sams lols
captainsammitch: lols
captainsammitch: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
UltimateJaburg53: ;p
ultimateradness: gay is happy
UltimateJaburg53: Yes
Killconey: Not when winnik does it.
Killconey: Some gay is alright.
UltimateJaburg53: I went to Coney Island with my dad that was a gay olds time
Killconey: Like the Kyle's friend in the Green Lantern who got his ass kicked.
pigirondb: barry ween was published by oni
Killconey: That guy was cool.
pigirondb: kyle had gay friends and is now ion
ultimateradness: dean ween
UltimateJaburg53: I ate my share of weiners that day
pigirondb: ion...oni
pigirondb: conspiracy
Killconey: Ooo...
pigirondb: ?
captainsammitch: intriguing
Killconey: Conspiracy.
Killconey: Ooo...
UltimateJaburg53: conspiracy now!
captainsammitch: It's a trap!
rexstardust99: yeah
pigirondb: i have a bad feeling about this
Killconey: Admiral Ackbar, "It's a trap!"
UltimateJaburg53: Trust me
WiuJeremy80 has left the room.
rqbumbershoot: Nevah!
ultimateradness: Nevada Kid
rexstardust99: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UltimateJaburg53: Jers?
pigirondb: move along
Killconey: Another one bits the dust.
captainsammitch: Rise, Lord Vader.
pigirondb: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
UltimateJaburg53: He hates us all.
captainsammitch: Rise, Lord Vader.
Killconey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
rexstardust99: I bet jeremy was cyberfucking with elisa.
captainsammitch: Rise, Lord Vader.
Killconey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ultimateradness: the secret to a long life is trying not to shorten it
captainsammitch: Rise, Lord Vader.
Killconey: Dude, this will get old quickly.
captainsammitch: ok ok ok stopping stopping
captainsammitch: stopping
captainsammitch: ok
captainsammitch: moment's over
pigirondb: mitch has that effect
ultimateradness: a hundred and fifty pure bred sons of bitches against you
Killconey: Tell me about it.
captainsammitch: it's true
rqbumbershoot: It's damn true!
ultimateradness: Jack Bouregard
rexstardust99: jack off
ultimateradness: you'll be in the history books!
ultimateradness: and you'll be down here on earth reading 'em
ultimateradness: while I'm up there playin' on a harp.
ultimateradness: what movie's that?
ultimateradness: Me? oh, I'm nobody.
UltimateJaburg53: I don't know
rexstardust99: uschis babbling again.
UltimateJaburg53: I don't think I seen it
ultimateradness: "My Name is Nobody" watch it
Killconey: I don't think so either.
Killconey: Ok.
rexstardust99: or what?
ultimateradness: 1973 cowboy flick with Henry Fonda
UltimateJaburg53: Plot Outline: A young, easygoing gunman (Hill) worships and competes with an old gunfighter (Fonda) who only wants to retire.
Killconey: Sounds cool.
ultimateradness: yeah but the way he fishes is fuckin' hilarious.
ultimateradness: he puts a cricket on the water and holds up a big stick
ultimateradness: waits for a fish to bite at the cricket
ultimateradness: WHAMMO!
captainsammitch: heh
Killconey: Ha!
ultimateradness: what's in it?
ultimateradness: I figure it's a bomb.
ultimateradness: what'd you bring me that for?!
ultimateradness: a horse.
ultimateradness: how many horses you want to take it back?
ultimateradness: Oh, none. It's my pleasure. -he don't want it!
ultimateradness: *boom*
captainsammitch: annnnnnnnnnd chat death
ultimateradness: well, it was a bomb
rexstardust99: uschi killed the chat.
rqbumbershoot: She needs to be spanked!
rqbumbershoot: I volunteer for it!
rexstardust99: yeah
Killconey: I thought the bomb killed the chat.
ultimateradness: oh yes! all of us need to be thoroughly punished!
rexstardust99: ok
Killconey: And then, the oral sex!
captainsammitch: I can defeat them! There's only 150 of them!
rqbumbershoot: Yes!
ultimateradness: can't I just have a little temptation?
captainsammitch: peril
ultimateradness: right
ultimateradness: I lost the dvd
captainsammitch: "No ,it's too perilous
Killconey: That sucks.
Killconey: That dvd is dynamite.
captainsammitch: indeed
rqbumbershoot: INDEEEEEED!
ultimateradness: yes. I didn't even get to watch the lego version yet.
captainsammitch: woohoo
Killconey: NOOOOO!!!
Killconey: That's the best part1
ultimateradness: I might have to re-buy it
captainsammitch: why can't I turn this damn movie off?!?
Killconey: The good news is they came out with an even deluxer version.
rexstardust99: What movie are you talking about?
Killconey: You might get a better one.
captainsammitch: Sphere
ultimateradness: oooh!
Killconey: Sammitch, do I need to come back there and turn the tv off for you?
ultimateradness: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
rexstardust99: oh
captainsammitch: no it's ok
rexstardust99: I really need to watch those movie.s
rexstardust99: movies.
david finn 13 has entered the room.
rexstardust99: everyone be quiet now.
david finn 13: I missed you all.
rexstardust99: maybe he'll leave again.
captainsammitch: DAVE MAMA
pigirondb: un huh
david finn 13: Except Rex.
rexstardust99: :-(
david finn 13: I hit him right in the face.
captainsammitch: IN THE FACE!
ultimateradness: with what?
captainsammitch: peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
david finn 13: Pie.
david finn 13: You dirty minds.
pigirondb: ughhhh
Killconey: What kind of pie
pigirondb: key lime
ultimateradness: I like key lime
Killconey: Ooo...
Killconey: Tasty...
ultimateradness: lemon merangue is also good
captainsammitch: I think I need to change contacts soon - the ones I just took out are kinda grey
Killconey: Also true.
Killconey: Sammitch, we're talking about tasty things.
pigirondb: banana cream
ultimateradness: yes, change them,
Killconey: Like banana cream.
pigirondb: coconut cream
ultimateradness: if you leave old contacts too long you can get eye diseases
rexstardust99: I'm gonna go now.
rexstardust99: I'm tired as fuck.
rexstardust99: And drunk.
pigirondb: and drunk?
rexstardust99: Can't keep up anymore.
david finn 13: How would you know Rex?
Killconey: Usually tired and fucking don't mix.
Killconey: Can
rqbumbershoot: I used to have contacts; I need to get a new pair....
rexstardust99: fuck you dave mama.
david finn 13: HAH!!!
captainsammitch: pwn3d!
ultimateradness: I haven't used contacts since Monday
ultimateradness: because I was sick
pigirondb: i hate contacts
pigirondb: horrible jodie foster movie
ultimateradness: heh
david finn 13: Is Rex gone yet? Can we talk about him?
rexstardust99: no
david finn 13: Shit.
Killconey: He's hiding in the shadows.
pigirondb: why wait?
rqbumbershoot: "I waited through the whole movie to see an alien, and it was her goddamn father!"
david finn 13: I mean, good! I like Rex around here!
captainsammitch: heh
pigirondb: tah in da win
pigirondb: taaahhh in da win
ultimateradness: whu?
pigirondb: nell
pigirondb: another dumb foster movie
rexstardust99 has left the room.
ultimateradness: rex is a sock pervert.
rqbumbershoot: Yes.
david finn 13: He's a rapist of tubesocks.
rqbumbershoot: He's a sockophiliac.
pigirondb: cotton is the fabric of his life
captainsammitch: sockfuckery
ultimateradness: don't say that!
Killconey: Well, that seemed to get a load off of everyone's chest.
pigirondb: oh yeah he prefers wool
rqbumbershoot: Uschi, will you be the sock to my rex?
ultimateradness: if he comes to live in colorado I might have to move to Uzbekistan
pigirondb: secret agent 100% wool
captainsammitch: ooze-bekistan
captainsammitch: burlap if he's feeling rough
pigirondb: sock ooze?
ultimateradness: ribbed for her pleasure
david finn 13: Killconey: Well, that seemed to get a load off of everyone's chest.(And probably onto - into - some socks.)
pigirondb: gah
Killconey: You'll have to speak for yourself there.
Killconey: I'm actually not wearing socks.
captainsammitch: me either
pigirondb: used them already?
david finn 13: Killconey AND Sammitch? Is that considered an orgy?
david finn 13: Do they re-enact scenes from Brokeback Mountain in the comfort of their home?
pigirondb: orgy of the brain dead?
david finn 13: pigirondb: orgy of the brain dead? (Wakka wakka)
ultimateradness: neevermind
pigirondb: they skip the pudding part completely
pigirondb: and get right to breaking backs
Killconey: Nah.
ultimateradness: pudding is awesome
Killconey: If I were gay, I still wouldn't do Sammitch.
david finn 13: Which one is Heath Ledger and which one is Jake Gyllen...Jylly...Jello...Jake Gooniegoogoo?
Killconey: One's a cowboy and the other is a cowboy.
pigirondb: Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the nightYeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
ultimateradness: I like cowboys...
pigirondb: cowboy style?
captainsammitch has left the room.
pigirondb: mitch was getting horny
ultimateradness: I ... i don't know.
david finn 13: Killconey leaves in 3...2...1...
ultimateradness: now?
david finn 13: DON'T GO DR. TRAN!!!
david finn 13: STAY!!!
pigirondb: blast offffffffffffffff
david finn 13: WE WANT YOU HERE!!!
rqbumbershoot: I'll be your cowboy, uschi....
david finn 13: DON'T JUMP!!!
david finn 13: I'll let Bunny ride the white pony.
ultimateradness: Cowboy hats are probably one of the coolest hats ever.
pigirondb: lexa doig
Killconey: I'm staying.
pigirondb: that's a funny name
david finn 13: Killconey: I'm staying. (YAY!!!)
Killconey: Sammitch has his own room and his own computer.
Killconey: I need no Sammitches.
pigirondb: dave mama is like 2 sammitches
pigirondb: double your pleasure
ultimateradness: I had a sandwich the other day
Killconey: Those are tasty depending on the kind.
ultimateradness: it was toasted cheese
david finn 13: Pig-Dave fantasizes about me more than I thought...=-O
pigirondb: honey ham, swis, mayo, cracked wheat bread
pigirondb: yes
Killconey: Man...
rqbumbershoot: Owner of a Lonely Heart!
Killconey: I'm stuck with peanut butter and marshmellow.
pigirondb: fluff?
ultimateradness: I like peanutbutter and fluff sandwiches!
Killconey: Yeah.
Killconey: They're tasty, but variety would be nice every now and again.
Killconey: Alas, I live in a bachelor pad and their is nothing but alcohol and condiments in the fridge.
ultimateradness: yes well, Mom's allergic to peanuts so I haven't had one in about a yhear
Killconey: That sucks.
rqbumbershoot has left the room.
ultimateradness: fine! fuck off then!
Killconey: People are just dropping like flies!
ultimateradness: it is late.
Killconey: That's true.
ultimateradness: many true things exist.
david finn 13: I know it's late. I know you're Uschi. I know your plans don't include me...
Killconey: Perhaps if I was in these chats more often, I would get bored and leave sooner.
ultimateradness: I have plans?
david finn 13: You'd run away screaming, Killconey. I know I do.
david finn 13: ultimateradness: I have plans?(Yes...and they don't include me)
ultimateradness: what are my plans?
pigirondb: holy shit
pigirondb: ttp://www.sonystyle.com/is-bin/INTERSHOP.enfinity/eCS/Store/en/-/USD/SY_DisplayProductInformation-Start?CategoryName=tv_flatpanel_26"to42"&ProductSKU=KLVS32A10&INT=sstyle-tv_FlatPanelTVs-catpfeature-KLVS32A10
pigirondb: bad ass w/pc hookup
david finn 13: ultimateradness: what are my plans? (Dunno...but they don't include me)
ultimateradness: maybe they DO...
david finn 13: Don't tease...that'd break my widdle heart
ultimateradness: okay country singing hack!
david finn 13: Nuh-uh! I'm a classic rock singing hack!
ultimateradness: Achy-breaky heart?
david finn 13: Oh - I thought you meant that "I know it's late" comeent.
Killconey: I just don't think he'd understand.
david finn 13: I'd never quote Billy Ray Cyrus. But I'd punch him in the throat for your love.
ultimateradness: I am chemically imbalanced
Killconey: Huzzah!
ultimateradness: hippy.
Killconey: But I bathed today...
ultimateradness: sometimes everyone baths together
ultimateradness: those are the happy times
Killconey: Mmm...
Killconey: One great and glorious day...
ultimateradness: tank girl bathes with friends
ultimateradness: tank girl is good comic goodness
Killconey: Indeed.
david finn 13: I go now...good night Killconey. Good night, sweet Uschi.
Killconey: Night.
ultimateradness: hasta la pasta
david finn 13 has left the room.
Killconey: The chat is dying all around.
ultimateradness: it is late.
Killconey: Yeah.
Killconey: What time do you usually crash?
ultimateradness: depends
ultimateradness: I ewas cleaning my room so my bed is covered in stuff
ultimateradness: so I have to work to get to bed
ultimateradness: so probably late
Killconey: Yeah.
Killconey: I've got clean clothes all over mine from not folding them.
Killconey: So I'm procrastinating.
ultimateradness: somehow that makes sense.
Killconey: Yeah.
ultimateradness: I just saw an obscure referance to "spunge"
ultimateradness: a band
ultimateradness: I only mention this because ten or so years ago
ultimateradness: my sister, in college at the time, ran the bowling alley they played at during a tour
Killconey: Where did you see it?
ultimateradness: online webcomic
ultimateradness: 21deadmonkies
Killconey: And I'm spent.
Killconey: My clothes are moved and I wish you goodnight Uschi.
Killconey has left the room.
ultimateradness: okay. hasta la pasta
ultimateradness has left the room.
pigirondb: later
pigirondb has left the room.
rexstardust99 has entered the room.
UltimateJaburg53: Whoa


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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