Quote: david finn 13: Which one is Heath Ledger and which one is Jake Gyllen...Jylly...Jello...Jake Gooniegoogoo?
Eddie Murphy! Awesohme!
She cant climb a flight of stairs. Bet she can climb the fuck out of a tree though!
I swear, that shit is just as funny today.
You didn't meet your motherfucking wife on no camping trip ! Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus ?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
