"I have some ice cream, I have some ice cream, and I'm gonna eat it all, I'm gonna eat it all..." The ice cream be running down your arm and shit. "You don't have no ice cream! You didn't get none ! You didn't get none! 'cos you on da welfare, you can't afford it." Other kids would join in: "You can't afford it, and his father is an alcoholic!"
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
