It wasn't the Barbeque Bit...it was the Shoe-Throwin' Mothers bit. So there. Nyah.
Whatchoo doin' over there? Gitoutta there, you don' know how to start a fire! I'll show you how to start a fire! See that tree over there, Eddie? See that tree? You go chop down that tree, gimme the wood, we gonna start a fire! Go on - you wanna eat? You wanna eat? - go chop down that tree we gonna starta fire! Charlie! Go get me the lighter fluid! I'mma put that wood in, pour the lighter fluid, we gonna eat! Okay, gimme that match...gimme that match...
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!
Now that's a fire! That's a fire!!!
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock