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rexstardust99 (11:29:35 PM): heh
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TheElisaPrincess (11:30:39 PM) has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess (11:30:42 PM): whatusp?
TheElisaPrincess (11:30:45 PM): nwo this is a chat room
SneakyBunny52 (11:30:53 PM): omg its one of those black folk
rexstardust99 (11:30:53 PM): no shit.
TheElisaPrincess (11:30:54 PM): kin adrugged so dong know how lon gill hold out btw
pigirondb (11:31:19 PM): black face
pigirondb (11:31:30 PM): like john byrne drew
TheElisaPrincess (11:31:31 PM): what?
TheElisaPrincess (11:31:38 PM): no my eyes jus sore........
pigirondb (11:31:39 PM): rascist
TheElisaPrincess (11:31:44 PM): sneakys ar eou holding up ok?
pigirondb (11:31:48 PM): you texas people
TheElisaPrincess (11:31:49 PM): thought you meant like i got it in a fight or something
pigirondb (11:32:06 PM): shakes head
TheElisaPrincess (11:32:42 PM): im clueless member;p
SneakyBunny52 (11:32:43 PM): yes, lovely
TheElisaPrincess (11:32:48 PM): so how have ou been pigsilys?
SneakyBunny52 (11:33:59 PM): He joined the circus
pigirondb (11:36:37 PM): and the prostitution union
pigirondb (11:36:44 PM): haw
TheElisaPrincess (11:36:55 PM): hahaha
TheElisaPrincess (11:36:57 PM): *cughs*]
pigirondb (11:37:00 PM): sleepy..ben up too long
TheElisaPrincess (11:37:02 PM): wow i had bronchitis
pigirondb (11:37:11 PM): i can fix that
pigirondb (11:37:22 PM): you need a soothing losenge
SneakyBunny52 (11:37:28 PM): your s'osed to swallow, not inhale
rexstardust99 (11:37:41 PM): I keep telling her that.
pigirondb (11:37:44 PM): losenge
rexstardust99 (11:37:46 PM): But she never listens.
SneakyBunny52 (11:38:11 PM): yeah i told her there's cremes to make that shit taste better
SneakyBunny52 (11:38:19 PM): all she did was laugh
pigirondb (11:38:41 PM): baby baby baby bring me down
rexstardust99 (11:38:45 PM): Thats all she ever does.
pigirondb (11:39:01 PM): elisa and i have a bond shut up
pigirondb (11:39:34 PM): yeah
rexstardust99 (11:39:38 PM): sure piggie sure.
pigirondb (11:39:44 PM): we do
SneakyBunny52 (11:40:02 PM): Least pig didn't name a sock after her
pigirondb (11:40:11 PM): exactly
TheElisaPrincess (11:40:18 PM): hey..............
pigirondb (11:40:19 PM): she is pure to me
TheElisaPrincess (11:40:21 PM): its kina compliment
pigirondb (11:40:29 PM): purreeeeee
pigirondb (11:40:37 PM): kinda like puurrrrrr
pigirondb (11:40:42 PM): meowwwww
rexstardust99 (11:40:49 PM): I have an entire drawer named after elisa.
SneakyBunny52 (11:41:04 PM): a compliment tha ta guy living wiht his mommy wiht no job made a sock after you?
TheElisaPrincess (11:41:06 PM): hahaha
SneakyBunny52 (11:41:21 PM): we non texan folk call that pyscho, and stalker
pigirondb (11:41:22 PM): my new house is almost done..rawk
TheElisaPrincess (11:41:38 PM): i thought you alraedy had three houses?!?
TheElisaPrincess (11:41:41 PM): did i mentin something
pigirondb (11:41:43 PM): 2 months
pigirondb (11:41:49 PM): finished
SneakyBunny52 (11:42:01 PM): Cool
pigirondb (11:42:03 PM): i'll be moving soon
pigirondb (11:42:51 PM): my closet is frickin huge
pigirondb (11:43:05 PM): and i have a hobby room now
TheElisaPrincess (11:43:29 PM): wow
TheElisaPrincess (11:43:32 PM): sweetness ipgsy
TheElisaPrincess (11:43:38 PM): did ou buy it, built it from the ground up, what?
pigirondb (11:43:42 PM): or elisa's sewing room
rexstardust99 (11:43:48 PM): heh
pigirondb (11:44:02 PM): sew woman sew
pigirondb (11:44:22 PM): or sneaky's sex acts room..either way
TheElisaPrincess (11:44:29 PM): sewing roomm?
TheElisaPrincess (11:44:31 PM): wha???
TheElisaPrincess (11:44:36 PM): how unsexy ist hat
TheElisaPrincess (11:44:46 PM): sewing room!?? so dissapined
pigirondb (11:44:55 PM): sewing seeds
rexstardust99 (11:44:59 PM): Maybe he'll put some mirrors in it.
pigirondb (11:45:00 PM): think bigger
pigirondb (11:45:16 PM): double mirror door in my bedroom
TheElisaPrincess (11:45:20 PM): oh my god
TheElisaPrincess (11:45:22 PM): im so visitin gpigsy
pigirondb (11:45:28 PM): hhaha
TheElisaPrincess (11:45:30 PM): that is SUCH a huge freakin turn on for me.........
rexstardust99 (11:45:35 PM): HA!
TheElisaPrincess (11:45:36 PM): seriously? a mirror doro????????
pigirondb (11:45:43 PM): double
TheElisaPrincess (11:45:45 PM): my mouth water sat the thought
TheElisaPrincess (11:45:52 PM): *melts* DOUBLE?!? damn.........
rexstardust99 (11:46:06 PM): great, now she's all hot and bothered.
pigirondb (11:46:09 PM): if you mount on top you will be able to see yourself
TheElisaPrincess (11:46:22 PM): oh my god.....you thughto f everything
pigirondb (11:46:26 PM): reverse cowboy
TheElisaPrincess (11:46:47 PM): i neve pictured you the mirror type though
pigirondb (11:46:51 PM): and youy are from texas
TheElisaPrincess (11:46:59 PM): i know................
pigirondb (11:47:04 PM): it';s not for my pleasure
TheElisaPrincess (11:47:13 PM): i always wante done above my bed though........
TheElisaPrincess (11:47:24 PM): i saw thatin a movie once and thught........darn thatd be sexy
pigirondb (11:47:33 PM): like doggy?
pigirondb (11:47:41 PM): bent over like?
TheElisaPrincess (11:47:52 PM): no nono.............angelina jolie movie
TheElisaPrincess (11:48:04 PM): missionary i think
pigirondb (11:48:07 PM): ohhh pretzel?
TheElisaPrincess (11:48:52 PM): saw tha tonce but no.......
pigirondb (11:48:58 PM): fabtasy is fantasy..you need the real deal
SneakyBunny52 (11:49:14 PM): Heh
pigirondb (11:49:18 PM): you need liquid love in your loins
TheElisaPrincess (11:49:36 PM): hah........and then youll brekau p with me the next day huh?
TheElisaPrincess (11:49:42 PM): i know how you boys operate
rexstardust99 (11:49:43 PM): We really need to start a poll, who does elisa first.
TheElisaPrincess (11:49:48 PM): HAHAHA

pigirondb (11:49:54 PM): nah, if you are good you're a keeper
TheElisaPrincess (11:49:55 PM): double mirror door though........dang thast sexy
rexstardust99 (11:50:02 PM): I wouldn't break up with you the next day, I would want more sex.
pigirondb (11:50:22 PM): yeah, but wool is wool not a sock
TheElisaPrincess (11:50:26 PM): hah..........so wrong
TheElisaPrincess (11:50:36 PM): like id be smooth im a virgin remmember........i have to be traind
rexstardust99 (11:50:37 PM): I'm being honest.
TheElisaPrincess (11:50:42 PM): but a mirror.............oh my gosh
rexstardust99 (11:50:45 PM):
pigirondb (11:50:55 PM): i would train you in daveism
SneakyBunny52 (11:50:58 PM): just bring her by here
pigirondb (11:51:09 PM): and that doesn't mean poo unless ya know you were dirty
pigirondb (11:51:29 PM): nasty girl
TheElisaPrincess (11:51:51 PM): not ye t
pigirondb (11:51:58 PM): whoah
rexstardust99 (11:52:07 PM): You know the first time elisa has sex she will demand it for like two days straight.
TheElisaPrincess (11:52:21 PM): only two days?
TheElisaPrincess (11:52:25 PM): heck no.........or ethan that
pigirondb (11:52:31 PM): i don't need a my space to answer your question..well, because you are my space
TheElisaPrincess (11:53:15 PM): hah..........wish i culd be IN your space bout now
SneakyBunny52 (11:53:20 PM): I'll send y'all my spare swing
pigirondb (11:53:22 PM): yesss
TheElisaPrincess (11:53:28 PM): swing?
pigirondb (11:53:31 PM): love swings are cool
TheElisaPrincess (11:53:37 PM): i hae never seen one of those
SneakyBunny52 (11:53:48 PM): haha
pigirondb (11:53:49 PM): we could do a jungle motiff
pigirondb (11:54:38 PM): brrt bnnn 1999
TheElisaPrincess (11:54:56 PM): wow pigsy has it all planne dut
rexstardust99 (11:55:06 PM): (I think pig is typing one handed)
pigirondb (11:55:15 PM): it would be a revolution
pigirondb (11:55:25 PM): yes rex i always do
rexstardust99 (11:55:29 PM): Me to.
SneakyBunny52 (11:55:41 PM): god bless wireless toys....
TheElisaPrincess (11:56:06 PM): i agree
rexstardust99 (11:56:11 PM): damn
TheElisaPrincess (11:56:16 PM): hail th power of the vibrator
SneakyBunny52 (11:56:37 PM): shit...
TheElisaPrincess (11:56:50 PM): im srory
TheElisaPrincess (11:56:54 PM): pigsy got me carried away damn it
rexstardust99 (11:57:47 PM): Breathing gets you carried away.
pigirondb (11:57:47 PM): you need none..2 finger...
TheElisaPrincess (11:58:12 PM): not quite rex
pigirondb (11:58:39 PM): she needs no boner on kissing
pigirondb (11:58:42 PM): yes
TheElisaPrincess (11:59:18 PM): thad be hot.......to feel a guy get turne don by a kiss though
SneakyBunny52 (11:59:53 PM): ahhh memories....
TheElisaPrincess (12:00:21 AM): seriously sneakys?
TheElisaPrincess (12:00:28 AM): memories.....hahaha
pigirondb (12:01:03 AM): i'd need to get alittle nipple or something
SneakyBunny52 (12:01:06 AM): Yeah, last time i was in Toronto to see winged creature, both way too drunk on the subway.
pigirondb (12:01:20 AM): wow
TheElisaPrincess (12:01:37 AM): was it a big turn on to you or where ou just grossed out?
SneakyBunny52 (12:01:40 AM): i love entertaining homeless folk
pigirondb (12:01:46 AM): cup and thumb would rule
TheElisaPrincess (12:02:02 AM): hahaha
TheElisaPrincess (12:02:04 AM): homeless folk
SneakyBunny52 (12:02:37 AM): oh no, completely hot
TheElisaPrincess (12:03:18 AM): tha sgood to know...........i always figured as much
TheElisaPrincess (12:04:16 AM): subway thugh.......anybody els eon or jus tyou two?
SneakyBunny52 (12:04:24 AM): waiting for the lift with it pressing between my cheeks, hotter
SneakyBunny52 (12:04:50 AM): eh no
SneakyBunny52 (12:04:53 AM): not that i noticed
TheElisaPrincess (12:05:06 AM): SWEET..........no way?
TheElisaPrincess (12:05:12 AM): thaslike th eperfect makeut session/kiss
TheElisaPrincess (12:05:27 AM): i couldnt imagine doing tha tin front of peple watching me though
rexstardust99 (12:05:40 AM): You know you would do it.
TheElisaPrincess (12:05:43 AM): boy sneakys.........you really should publish your memoirs
TheElisaPrincess (12:05:47 AM): heck yeah i would........
SneakyBunny52 (12:06:07 AM): haha yes
pigirondb (12:06:23 AM): i could feel you up and reverse spoon action in acrowded bar
SneakyBunny52 (12:06:28 AM): between toronto subways and rooftops in chicago...
TheElisaPrincess (12:06:33 AM): rooftops
TheElisaPrincess (12:06:39 AM): OH MY GOSH.........thas so cool
TheElisaPrincess (12:06:43 AM): always wanted to but never tried it
TheElisaPrincess (12:06:48 AM): the rooftop ting i mean
TheElisaPrincess (12:06:51 AM): thas cool
TheElisaPrincess (12:07:33 AM): howd the rooftop thing happen
TheElisaPrincess (12:07:38 AM): yall just decided to climb up there?
pigirondb (12:08:01 AM): in the day it would be 135
pigirondb (12:08:18 AM): at night would be cool..i have a train in front of my house
pigirondb (12:08:35 AM): you could watch trains and get hammered
pigirondb (12:08:41 AM): on the roof
TheElisaPrincess (12:09:18 AM): i vote for maikeout session underneath teh stars on teh roof
SneakyBunny52 (12:09:41 AM): oh darlin' it was more than making out
SneakyBunny52 (12:10:09 AM): i was desperate and there were people in the room we had
TheElisaPrincess (12:10:20 AM): oh wow.........howd you meet the guy? and howd you not fall off?!?
rexstardust99 (12:10:44 AM): This might be the greatest chat ever.
TheElisaPrincess (12:10:53 AM): thast hot though...............darn on the roof?
TheElisaPrincess (12:11:06 AM): as lon as ou had a blanket or itd scrap ethe crap outa you back
SneakyBunny52 (12:11:58 AM): he was in the tourney
SneakyBunny52 (12:12:12 AM): nope, no blanket
pigirondb (12:12:32 AM): i liked when it was under the stars in march ..we went into a cold lake and then went on the blanket
pigirondb (12:12:51 AM): i didn't know satlellites looked like shooting stars
TheElisaPrincess (12:13:00 AM): tha sounds cool too
TheElisaPrincess (12:13:05 AM): but id rather th water be warm
pigirondb (12:13:12 AM): and thenm later it was in the rain..she was strange
TheElisaPrincess (12:13:44 AM): strange?
TheElisaPrincess (12:13:48 AM): i always wante dto be kisse din the rain though
pigirondb (12:14:02 AM): well, then we can do that
pigirondb (12:14:13 AM): dripping sex
pigirondb (12:14:18 AM): sweet
pigirondb (12:15:23 AM): hmmm, strangely enough i can see that now
TheElisaPrincess (12:15:53 AM): hahaha
TheElisaPrincess (12:15:54 AM): see tha nowo?
SneakyBunny52 (12:15:55 AM): ..just tell me when to turn the sprinkler on
TheElisaPrincess (12:16:31 AM): HAHAHHA
TheElisaPrincess (12:16:33 AM): caugh ton tape :p
TheElisaPrincess (12:16:35 AM): thatd be funny
pigirondb (12:16:35 AM): i would do it in sneaky's yard
TheElisaPrincess (12:16:41 AM): hahaha i bety ou would
pigirondb (12:16:48 AM): if need be
pigirondb (12:17:04 AM): i would prefer solitude though
TheElisaPrincess (12:17:14 AM): aww
SneakyBunny52 (12:17:16 AM): i no longer have a yard
TheElisaPrincess (12:17:19 AM): see tha tswhat i tought
TheElisaPrincess (12:17:21 AM): iw as suprirsed
pigirondb (12:17:21 AM): stars, rain, night, the music of your inner self
SneakyBunny52 (12:17:24 AM): the cloest thing you get is the brewery downstairs
TheElisaPrincess (12:17:30 AM): hahaha........see i thought it was behind closed doors
TheElisaPrincess (12:17:31 AM): huh
TheElisaPrincess (12:17:43 AM): hahaha sneaks........theres a recipe for disaster, me ina bar with pigsy and upstaris your apartment
pigirondb (12:17:47 AM): closed doors is the hoiuse
pigirondb (12:18:08 AM): indeed..disatser would imply i wouldn't hit it though
pigirondb (12:18:19 AM): and i would so no worries
pigirondb (12:18:32 AM): i would stay reasonably sober
SneakyBunny52 (12:18:43 AM): oh c'mon
SneakyBunny52 (12:18:51 AM): i have a open tab
pigirondb (12:18:56 AM): well, id=f she insisted
pigirondb (12:19:26 AM): then i would..it's only polite
TheElisaPrincess (12:19:41 AM): youd better stay sober darni t
TheElisaPrincess (12:19:46 AM): my first time better me rememborable
TheElisaPrincess (12:19:49 AM): i don want you slopy
pigirondb (12:19:54 AM): texas women are known for their beauty and sexuality
pigirondb (12:20:07 AM): i would be reasonably sober
SneakyBunny52 (12:20:25 AM): haha
SneakyBunny52 (12:20:37 AM): i can see elisa all pissed off over whiskey dick
pigirondb (12:20:43 AM): i wouldn't turn you over and go 5 minutes and go to bed..i promise that
TheElisaPrincess (12:20:56 AM): youd bette rnot......id slap the crap outa ou
pigirondb (12:21:01 AM): i would go down to meet the strange
pigirondb (12:21:05 AM): indeed
TheElisaPrincess (12:21:12 AM): you have to kiss me first and then go down
TheElisaPrincess (12:21:19 AM): hahaha sneaks
pigirondb (12:21:36 AM): kiss that would be off the plane..h,mm
pigirondb (12:21:51 AM): warmed up early i says
TheElisaPrincess (12:22:09 AM): wow pigsys practice comes in handy who kne w;p
pigirondb (12:23:16 AM): practice?
pigirondb (12:23:29 AM): no, that would be my intent
TheElisaPrincess (12:23:57 AM): i know silly
SneakyBunny52 (12:24:01 AM): heh just send her to me sober and horned up
TheElisaPrincess (12:24:04 AM): well pigsy..........*yawns* i need tos leep
TheElisaPrincess (12:24:06 AM): HAHAHAH sneaks
pigirondb (12:24:08 AM): and , who knows, you may feel, unaffected..if so we should get wasted
TheElisaPrincess (12:24:15 AM): no itd wind up rkmmbed videoed and everything
TheElisaPrincess (12:24:22 AM): elisa gets corrupted e true holly wod story
pigirondb (12:24:29 AM): why watse the time like glacy and ani
pigirondb (12:24:39 AM): we either get it or get hammered
pigirondb (12:24:49 AM): no shame in it
TheElisaPrincess (12:24:59 AM): hey glacy isnt time wasted
pigirondb (12:25:00 AM): be lovers or be friends
SneakyBunny52 (12:25:03 AM): exactly my point
TheElisaPrincess (12:25:13 AM): hahaha..........but you got the double mirror
pigirondb (12:25:17 AM): exactly
TheElisaPrincess (12:25:26 AM): this is so gonna wind up getting posted i know but hell thas hot
pigirondb (12:25:31 AM): well we could do it for practice
SneakyBunny52 (12:25:46 AM): yes
SneakyBunny52 (12:25:56 AM): and i can't promise you a roof, but i gots me a few skylights
pigirondb (12:25:59 AM): practice makes perfect
pigirondb (12:26:04 AM): dammnnn
pigirondb (12:26:24 AM): would there be any lesotronbic action going on?
pigirondb (12:26:38 AM): we wouldn't want that
SneakyBunny52 (12:26:41 AM): I'm trying....
pigirondb (12:26:43 AM): well, maybe
pigirondb (12:27:11 AM): depends on texas
TheElisaPrincess (12:27:36 AM): skylights? hahaha
pigirondb (12:27:43 AM): compared to jabba i'm an adonis
SneakyBunny52 (12:27:53 AM): yes, with a squrriel who visits often
SneakyBunny52 (12:28:03 AM): i'm sure he'd enjoy some munching action
pigirondb (12:28:08 AM): squirrels are cool
SneakyBunny52 (12:28:21 AM): yeah
pigirondb (12:28:24 AM): they like nuts
SneakyBunny52 (12:28:27 AM): they taste funky
pigirondb (12:28:35 AM): they like nuts
SneakyBunny52 (12:28:42 AM): heh
TheElisaPrincess (12:28:54 AM): yawns.........getting sleepier and sleepier..........
SneakyBunny52 (12:28:59 AM): elisa needs a good nuttin'
pigirondb (12:29:05 AM): rub rub rub
pigirondb (12:29:33 AM): squeeze, fondle squeeze
pigirondb (12:29:44 AM): thrust thrust fondle thrust
pigirondb (12:30:05 AM): nah, just kidding
SneakyBunny52 (12:30:27 AM): and there you have it, pig irons guide to basting a turkey
pigirondb (12:30:33 AM): it would be how you want it
TheElisaPrincess (12:30:36 AM): im jus severely pain pilled up atm though
pigirondb (12:30:47 AM): i know sneaks that was a joke
rqbumbershoot (12:31:13 AM) has entered the room.
SneakyBunny52 (12:31:18 AM): really, a joke..that's what you kids are callign it eh
pigirondb (12:31:20 AM): tender, frenetic, placid, slow...smooth, music,
TheElisaPrincess (12:31:36 AM): hye snarfs
pigirondb (12:31:39 AM): i can mix it up
rqbumbershoot (12:31:46 AM): All words used to describe rex shopping for socks.
rqbumbershoot (12:31:52 AM): Hello, E!
pigirondb (12:31:56 AM): indeed
rqbumbershoot (12:31:58 AM): Hello, Piggy!
pigirondb (12:32:09 AM): we don't use the term blowjob here though
SneakyBunny52 (12:32:16 AM): no slowly plunging?
pigirondb (12:32:23 AM): thrusting
pigirondb (12:32:38 AM): sounds too blue collar
SneakyBunny52 (12:32:51 AM): HA
SneakyBunny52 (12:33:03 AM): so...skull then?
SneakyBunny52 (12:33:05 AM): brain?
pigirondb (12:33:14 AM): pe is texas the are debutantes
pigirondb (12:33:20 AM): they
pigirondb (12:33:30 AM): they have to be treated a certain way
pigirondb (12:33:59 AM): tender and rough yet patient and kind...
pigirondb (12:34:10 AM): it's a weirdo factory
TheElisaPrincess (12:34:22 AM): mrhmm...........night mirror boy
TheElisaPrincess (12:34:24 AM) has left the room.
pigirondb (12:34:30 AM): hahha
SneakyBunny52 (12:34:34 AM): god she's horny
pigirondb (12:34:40 AM): yep