------------------------------------------------ Start of rkmbs buffer: Sat Apr 22 00:10:13 2006 [23:10] theelisaprincess: SNEAKYS! [23:10] ultimatejaburg53: Bunnys! [23:10] theelisaprincess: dang it [23:10] glacier16: ha! [23:10] theelisaprincess: why when im cleaning..........hold up [23:11] rexstardust99: What are you cleaning for? [23:11] SneakyBunny52: eh, when your done come here [23:11] glacier16: Heh [23:11] SneakyBunny52: i have dishes up theass tha tneed to be warshed [23:11] theelisaprincess: i have no idea rex :P [23:11] theelisaprincess: just cuz its a friday and im like, "oh my gosh i should clean ;P" [23:11] rexstardust99: Make sure you have clean sheets. [23:11] glacier16: Oh snap! [23:12] theelisaprincess: hey at least you didnt say socks [23:12] theelisaprincess: i was gonna be worried [23:12] rexstardust99: >:o [23:12] glacier16: Heh [23:12] SneakyBunny52: i'm sure he's looted all of urs by now [23:12] pigirondb: hahah [23:13] glacier16: Hehehe, watermelons [23:14] glacier16: wtf [23:14] pigirondb: yeah [23:14] SneakyBunny52: :P [23:16] rexstardust99: yeah [23:16] *** rexstardust99 has left the chat. [23:16] SneakyBunny52: YAY [23:17] *** rqbumbershoot has joined the chat. [23:17] glacier16: Snarf! [23:18] rqbumbershoot: Glacys! [23:18] *** rexstardust99 has joined the chat. [23:18] glacier16: BJ! [23:18] rqbumbershoot: Rexers! [23:18] rexstardust99: AIM was going really show. [23:18] rexstardust99: Damn ads. [23:18] SneakyBunny52: damn ads [23:18] rqbumbershoot: Sneakys! [23:19] glacier16: Shannon and kid! [23:19] pigirondb: i believe in freedom [23:19] rqbumbershoot: Glacys [23:19] rqbumbershoot: Piggys! [23:19] SneakyBunny52: yes [23:19] pigirondb: yeah [23:19] SneakyBunny52: i've stuck a wireless keyboard up my hoo hoo shoot [23:19] rqbumbershoot: Owner of a Lonely Heart! [23:19] pigirondb: is baby typing? [23:20] SneakyBunny52: IT TICKLES! [23:20] glacier16: Gosh! [23:20] SneakyBunny52: IDIOT! [23:20] rexstardust99: glacier, invite everyone on your list. [23:21] glacier16: They are all away [23:21] glacier16: or "their software doesn't support chat" [23:21] rexstardust99: marlene and karla are on, but idle. [23:21] glacier16: or they turn me down :( [23:21] rexstardust99: loser [23:21] glacier16: Ohhh, I don't got Karla [23:21] rexstardust99: monkeykarla [23:21] rexstardust99: Thats her name [23:22] theelisaprincess: ohhhhhhh someone turned ya down huh [23:22] theelisaprincess: krlas [23:22] theelisaprincess: klintons siter? [23:22] rexstardust99: no, its klinton [23:22] theelisaprincess: sneaks............hows everything with you? [23:22] rexstardust99: its his alt id. [23:22] glacier16: There's Elisa, Wed, UJ, reax!, Snarf, CJ, BJ, Sneaky, Chewy, Disco Steve, Kathleen, Anonmous One, pigsy, dave the wonder boy and marlene [23:22] theelisaprincess: shutup rex :p [23:22] rqbumbershoot: ELISAS!! [23:22] glacier16: It is Klinton! [23:23] theelisaprincess: snarf invited me in here [23:23] theelisaprincess: LOSER [23:23] theelisaprincess: where are you? [23:23] glacier16: Hah! [23:23] theelisaprincess: SnARFILYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23:23] theelisaprincess: donde esta? [23:23] rqbumbershoot: I did not invite you here. [23:23] theelisaprincess: yes you did [23:23] rqbumbershoot: Not tonight, anyway. [23:23] theelisaprincess: it showed you did [23:23] theelisaprincess: im not that crax [23:23] theelisaprincess: awwwwwwwwwwww [23:23] glacier16: Did you change it Elisa? [23:23] theelisaprincess: i coulda sworn it was you [23:23] rexstardust99: I invited you. [23:23] rqbumbershoot: I sent you an invite to the chat a few days ago... [23:23] rexstardust99: How dare you mistake me for snarf. [23:23] theelisaprincess: change what? [23:23] glacier16: Grrrrs [23:23] glacier16: you know what [23:24] theelisaprincess: *clueless* [23:24] rexstardust99: yes [23:24] glacier16: >:o [23:24] SneakyBunny52: LOLs [23:24] rexstardust99: whoa! [23:24] rexstardust99: That made noise! [23:24] pigirondb: elisa turned down my chat request..bitch [23:24] rqbumbershoot: Actually, rex, I'm the one who should be offended at elisas mistake. [23:24] rexstardust99: But she's my cyber stalker. [23:25] rexstardust99: She should remember this kind of thing. [23:25] SneakyBunny52: heh [23:25] theelisaprincess: baby i was in here [23:25] theelisaprincess: how would i be turning it down? [23:25] glacier16: ;P [23:26] theelisaprincess: snarfs you offended bym? [23:26] theelisaprincess: me oopsy [23:26] theelisaprincess: NOOOOOOOOO [23:26] theelisaprincess: im just the girl who offends [23:26] theelisaprincess: offendeth sounds better :P [23:26] rexstardust99: yup [23:27] theelisaprincess: why bother glac.......your not gonna make it that far ;) [23:27] glacier16: huh? [23:27] theelisaprincess: uhuh..........its okay..not all of us can be fast like me :P [23:27] glacier16: dot dot dot [23:27] rexstardust99: I think she's off her crazy pills again. [23:27] theelisaprincess: nope.....never been saner [23:28] theelisaprincess: loramax is awesome [23:28] rexstardust99: sure crazy sure [23:28] theelisaprincess: thats not what you were callin me last night :p [23:28] pigirondb: so elisa, if we were having sex and i slid out and when i slid it back in i crammed it up your pooper instead would you be mad/upset? [23:29] glacier16: =-O [23:29] rexstardust99: WHOA! [23:29] rexstardust99: She pissed when I did it. [23:29] theelisaprincess: hrm..........considering i havent done either before and the second would hurt worse the first id be pissed [23:29] theelisaprincess: whatever rexs [23:29] theelisaprincess: you never even made it past first base [23:29] rexstardust99: damn [23:30] pigirondb: well I'm just covering all the bases Glacy hasn't [23:30] theelisaprincess: if you climaxed me once............itd be easier to get me off but i dont know.....not a big ass kinda girl, grosses me out [23:30] pigirondb: i said it would be accidental [23:30] rqbumbershoot: Is... is Elisa talking about climaxing??? =-O [23:30] theelisaprincess: hwo do you accidentally slide out of a girl? [23:30] theelisaprincess: it takes effort [23:30] pigirondb: not really [23:30] theelisaprincess: cuz if your that turned on to be in her it would take a huge amount of self control [23:31] pigirondb: okaaaayyy [23:31] SneakyBunny52: uh no [23:31] theelisaprincess: id slap ya to hell though if you ruined the first one :P [23:31] theelisaprincess: sneaks [23:31] theelisaprincess: see [23:31] theelisaprincess: ask her [23:31] theelisaprincess: she knows more than id o [23:31] glacier16: heh [23:31] rexstardust99: What if he came on your stomach? [23:31] SneakyBunny52: how the hell did i get on elisas side? [23:32] pigirondb: i dunno [23:32] theelisaprincess: stomach [23:32] theelisaprincess: come on.........if your gonna go that far [23:33] pigirondb: i could make it to the mouth [23:33] theelisaprincess: youand stomachs [23:33] theelisaprincess: okay that could genuinly make sense [23:33] theelisaprincess: pigsy oopsy [23:33] theelisaprincess: but coming on ag irls stomach? that just.....naw freakin way..... [23:34] pigirondb: better than the sheets [23:34] rexstardust99: heh [23:34] pigirondb: who wants the wet spot [23:34] rexstardust99: better then her face [23:34] pigirondb: nah [23:34] SneakyBunny52: get her in the ear [23:34] theelisaprincess: but then youd have to clean it off before yall did anything else [23:34] SneakyBunny52: gum up the works [23:34] theelisaprincess: ear? [23:34] theelisaprincess: ewww [23:34] pigirondb: that's what your tongue is for elisa [23:35] theelisaprincess: my toungue? thought you were pituring cj naked and not me ;) [23:35] SneakyBunny52: yeah elisa [23:35] SneakyBunny52: tastes like asparagus [23:35] theelisaprincess: im so grossed out................i feel like im in sixth grade all overagain [23:35] rexstardust99: Your grossed out by this? [23:36] theelisaprincess: parts of it [23:36] theelisaprincess: porn king :p [23:36] rexstardust99: yes [23:36] pigirondb: no she's thinking about how the sixth graders hadn't gone through puberty yet [23:36] theelisaprincess: what if rex=jla [23:36] rexstardust99: no [23:36] theelisaprincess: oh nooooooooo [23:36] SneakyBunny52: i'd love to watch elisa cry over girl on girl [23:36] glacier16: Yeah, what if.............. [23:36] pigirondb: yes [23:36] theelisaprincess: hahahaha......... [23:36] theelisaprincess: wow that kinda ruins it fo rme :P [23:37] pigirondb: i'v ebeen hitting on two bi-sexual lesbians...sorta [23:37] theelisaprincess: in reality or fantasy :p [23:37] pigirondb: reality [23:37] pigirondb: i said sorta [23:38] SneakyBunny52: fantasy, reality their fromt eh rotary club [23:38] pigirondb: exactly [23:38] pigirondb: well, actually they are 22 and 23 [23:38] theelisaprincess: what happened to the getting married/settling down pigsy fantasy [23:38] rexstardust99: pics please [23:39] glacier16: HAHAH [23:39] pigirondb: texas is 700 miles away [23:39] theelisaprincess: i remember a time............ [23:39] theelisaprincess: ohhhhhhh im surprised i still exist to you [23:39] theelisaprincess: a roadtrip which you coulda taken several times by now :) [23:39] glacier16: not for all of us Pigsy :P [23:39] rqbumbershoot: I'm betting he had that fantasy, then along came the lesbians.... [23:39] pigirondb: that was 1 year ago B.G. [23:39] theelisaprincess: hahaha not for all of us [23:39] theelisaprincess: thats awesome [23:39] theelisaprincess: Bg [23:40] theelisaprincess: ? [23:40] theelisaprincess: before glacy????????? hahahahaha [23:40] glacier16: heh [23:40] rexstardust99: HAHA [23:40] theelisaprincess: funniest thing youve said all night :p [23:40] *** rexstardust99 has left the chat. [23:40] theelisaprincess: and unlike some people he hasnt disappeared for sevearl months ;p [23:40] pigirondb: nooooooooooooooooooooo [23:40] theelisaprincess: when i needed him [23:41] *** rexstardust99 has joined the chat. [23:41] glacier16: Someone should invite reax [23:41] pigirondb: when i need you, i just close my eyes [23:41] rqbumbershoot: I'm always here when you need me, elisa. [23:41] theelisaprincess: before or after you degrade my hotness for all to see pigsy :p [23:41] theelisaprincess: awwww snarfs thats sweet [23:41] rexstardust99: no, thats gay [23:41] theelisaprincess: and how many times have you called me the past year? [23:41] pigirondb: see, that's why i liked you with a few extra pounds [23:41] theelisaprincess: oh yeah........ZERO [23:41] pigirondb: you weren't so uppity [23:41] theelisaprincess: 116 is nice [23:42] pigirondb: simmer down now [23:42] theelisaprincess: and i still gotta sahpe up [23:42] theelisaprincess: shape oopsy [23:42] SneakyBunny52: i think you self-degraded yourself with the whole irror shit [23:42] rexstardust99: elisa is hot how she is. [23:42] rexstardust99: She looks better now. [23:42] theelisaprincess: THANK YOU [23:42] pigirondb: fuck off rex [23:42] rexstardust99: no [23:42] theelisaprincess: hahaha pigsy [23:42] theelisaprincess: you didnt think i was hot till the skirt picture [23:42] rqbumbershoot: I've called you zero times? [23:42] theelisaprincess: no snarf i was talkin pigs [23:42] rqbumbershoot: Elisa is muy, muy hot! [23:43] pigirondb: you were always cute [23:43] theelisaprincess: hell no [23:43] theelisaprincess: cute???????? [23:43] theelisaprincess: cute? [23:43] pigirondb: cute is better than hot [23:43] rexstardust99: pig iron is too busy trying to get batwomans phone number. [23:43] theelisaprincess: cute is susy homemaker [23:43] pigirondb: now really fuck offf [23:43] rexstardust99: elisa is sexy [23:43] pigirondb: rex [23:43] theelisaprincess: not some twenty something teacher chick [23:43] theelisaprincess: who is supposed to be in every guys fantasy anyways..........the whole teacher thing [23:43] theelisaprincess: cute [23:43] rexstardust99: yup [23:43] theelisaprincess: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr [23:43] pigirondb: hot and sexy turns ugly at 40 [23:43] pigirondb: cute is forever [23:43] theelisaprincess: cute? [23:44] theelisaprincess: damn pigsy you are drunk [23:44] pigirondb: yep [23:44] pigirondb: nope [23:44] rexstardust99: At least he's honest. [23:44] rexstardust99: or not [23:44] theelisaprincess: alright glac.....i think your totally cute [23:44] theelisaprincess: that do it for ya? :P [23:44] pigirondb: i'm working on getting drunk [23:44] glacier16: Heh [23:44] theelisaprincess: case in point [23:44] rexstardust99: I have a couple beers left. [23:44] theelisaprincess: *wonders why pigsy is getting drunk* [23:44] rexstardust99: I should drink them. [23:45] theelisaprincess: oh noooo the boards will never be the same [23:45] theelisaprincess: cute is forever [23:45] rqbumbershoot: Piggy is always drunk. [23:45] pigirondb: why are you so bitchy lately? [23:46] theelisaprincess: ohhhh im bitchy now am I/ [23:46] pigirondb: i can't help it you hate your job..quit [23:46] theelisaprincess: bitchy cuz you didnt get me [23:46] rexstardust99: I think this is about to turn ugly. [23:46] theelisaprincess: ohhhhhhhhh mr quit my job [23:46] pigirondb: yep [23:46] theelisaprincess: i can, move to ohoi, and my life would be complete :op0 [23:46] theelisaprincess: rexy it has been for a while [23:47] theelisaprincess: since certain people stopped talking to other certain people [23:47] pigirondb: atleast ohio isn't getting annexed by mexico [23:47] theelisaprincess: YET [23:47] rexstardust99: heh [23:47] rqbumbershoot: What? [23:47] pigirondb: and michigan is defending us from canada [23:47] pigirondb: go sneaky [23:48] ultimatejaburg53: Heh [23:48] SneakyBunny52: your all welcome [23:48] rqbumbershoot: PA is defending the rest of the U.S. from New Jersey! [23:48] ultimatejaburg53: Sniff! [23:48] pigirondb: go snarf [23:48] theelisaprincess: awy to change the subject pigsy [23:49] theelisaprincess: i hear dr. phil needs some more people to do therapy on [23:49] pigirondb: hold on [23:49] pigirondb: you just ruined any credibility you had [23:49] ultimatejaburg53: ha [23:49] SneakyBunny52: well we'll sign you up then elisa [23:49] theelisaprincess: crediblity? thats not what you were saying last year mr. ohhhhhhh bathtime sounds so nic e;p [23:49] ultimatejaburg53: Dr. Phil? [23:49] theelisaprincess: me up for therapy??????? i dub pigsy first [23:50] theelisaprincess: ohhhhhh better yet we could have couples therapy [23:50] ultimatejaburg53: What the hell happened while I was away [23:50] ultimatejaburg53: ? [23:50] glacier16: lol [23:50] glacier16: no kiddin' uj [23:50] theelisaprincess: uj you missed pigsy pretending to be jealous i was seeing glac tomorrow [23:50] SneakyBunny52: trust me, you need it more, least pig has a grip on some reality [23:50] theelisaprincess: when hes sober [23:51] ultimatejaburg53: Are you? [23:51] theelisaprincess: oh no i m sooooo drunk right now i cant see straighty :P [23:51] pigirondb: on pills [23:51] ultimatejaburg53: Arn't you "with" Glacier now? [23:51] theelisaprincess: no im not [23:51] pigirondb: i don't need no steenking pills [23:51] pigirondb: yes, she is [23:51] glacier16: heh [23:51] glacier16: no [23:51] theelisaprincess: "with?" like totally ohmy gosh........did you hear that guy use quotesw [23:51] glacier16: yet [23:52] theelisaprincess: so vally girl [23:52] pigirondb: according to rex [23:52] SneakyBunny52: only to get shit she doesn't want but wont return [23:52] theelisaprincess: rex........oh yes my confidont in all things sexual as well [23:52] ultimatejaburg53: I mean you are both the same person of course [23:52] pigirondb: omg! [23:52] glacier16: omg! [23:52] theelisaprincess: hahah..........glad we arent ;) [23:52] ultimatejaburg53: Right, Animalman? [23:52] glacier16: signed, [23:52] glacier16: JeffLA [23:52] theelisaprincess: ANIMALS [23:52] theelisaprincess: where has he been?" [23:52] ultimatejaburg53: Teh Shield is on Spike [23:53] theelisaprincess: hrm............. [23:53] rexstardust99: he ran away. [23:53] theelisaprincess: ignoring me [23:53] theelisaprincess: yeah ran far away [23:53] theelisaprincess: nad hes in texas now i think [23:53] ultimatejaburg53: Gotta get away! [23:53] pigirondb: if we work this right GQ Smoothie will get a spite fuck [23:53] theelisaprincess: he wouldnt get anything out of spite ;) [23:53] theelisaprincess: like SOME people [23:54] pigirondb: who? [23:54] theelisaprincess: ohhhh did i hurt ur feewings [23:54] pigirondb: no, I don't know what you mean? [23:54] theelisaprincess: come on.......even im not that oblivious [23:54] SneakyBunny52: the VD clinic disposed of him, there was no hope [23:54] ultimatejaburg53: Holey crap, is this a fight? [23:54] theelisaprincess: hAHAHA @ sneakys [23:54] rexstardust99: I think so. [23:55] ultimatejaburg53: Fight! Fight! Fight! [23:55] pigirondb: not really [23:55] rexstardust99: damnit. [23:55] theelisaprincess: that would constitute two people actually liking each other to have a fight [23:55] ultimatejaburg53: Fight! Fight! Fight! [23:55] pigirondb: gee thanks pe [23:55] glacier16: http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c15/ChazBell/catfight.gif [23:55] SneakyBunny52: SOMEONE GET EH FUCKIN' JELLO [23:55] theelisaprincess: id yall just shutup long enough for us to there might be something [23:55] theelisaprincess: ohhhhhh pigsy could you do that while your down for aneaks [23:55] theelisaprincess: sneaks oopsy [23:56] SneakyBunny52: god, someone's ont eh rag.... [23:56] pigirondb: what the fuck are you talking about [23:56] theelisaprincess: its okay pigsy some of us can remember what we did earlie rtonight ;P [23:56] pigirondb: if you made any sense I could fight but I can't [23:56] ultimatejaburg53: Those cats are hilarious [23:56] glacier16: yeah [23:56] theelisaprincess: not changing topics uj [23:57] theelisaprincess: not even with kitties involved :P [23:57] rexstardust99: What if pussy was involved? [23:57] theelisaprincess: come on thats so juve nille [23:57] pigirondb: elisa..this is the context of my thoughts tonight [23:57] theelisaprincess: hey miss is pussy involved.......wanna go out with me later [23:57] pigirondb: you have been acting bitchy [23:57] ultimatejaburg53: lols! [23:57] ultimatejaburg53: ;p[ [23:57] theelisaprincess: bitchy? just toward syou at the moment ;) [23:57] glacier16: ;p [23:57] pigirondb: i said you looked good when you weighed more [23:57] theelisaprincess: thats not why and you know it [23:57] ultimatejaburg53: ha! [23:57] pigirondb: i said you looked cute [23:58] theelisaprincess: thats not why either [23:58] theelisaprincess: freakin cute [23:58] SneakyBunny52: elisa has no context to her thoughts, ever [23:58] pigirondb: then you lost your fucking mind [23:58] theelisaprincess: mrhm......this coming from a resident psychologist? [23:58] pigirondb: what else did I say? [23:59] theelisaprincess: its okay pigsy....i did love you once upon a time [23:59] pigirondb: I have the entire chat transcript [23:59] theelisaprincess: ohhhhh which one? [23:59] theelisaprincess: *dum da dum dum* [23:59] pigirondb: this one [23:59] theelisaprincess: ohhhhhhhhhh [23:59] theelisaprincess: thats great [23:59] rexstardust99: Its wrong to keep chats. [23:59] theelisaprincess: how many people on the boards think im crazy? [23:59] pigirondb: no, what did I say [23:59] glacier16: lol reax [23:59] rexstardust99: I'll start a poll. [23:59] ultimatejaburg53: Crazy? [23:59] theelisaprincess: hahah @wrong to keep chats [00:00] rexstardust99: how many people think elisa is crazy. [00:00] theelisaprincess: exactly rex why bother [00:00] SneakyBunny52: we all do [00:00] theelisaprincess: everyone will answer yes [00:00] ultimatejaburg53: I don't think you are crazy [00:00] theelisaprincess: shutup barny [00:00] ultimatejaburg53: I think you do not exist [00:00] pigirondb: i admit i said you were acting like a bitch, but hell you have been [00:00] pigirondb: is that all? [00:00] theelisaprincess: i dont exist huh.......awwww so last night doesnt count for anything? [00:01] theelisaprincess: otherwise you were playing with yourself [00:01] pigirondb: burg??? [00:01] pigirondb: whoah [00:01] ultimatejaburg53: yeah? [00:01] rexstardust99: What the hell? [00:02] pigirondb: elisa..really, quit your job [00:02] pigirondb: go to aprivate school or something [00:03] glacier16: Hah, well...as fun as this has been I got to go. Got a long weekend ahead of me ;-) Ninja vanish! [00:03] *** glacier16 has left the chat. [00:03] ultimatejaburg53: woosh! [00:03] rexstardust99: yeah [00:04] pigirondb: well, anyway [00:04] ultimatejaburg53: Woosh too pig? [00:05] pigirondb: me ...??? no [00:05] ultimatejaburg53: oh [00:05] ultimatejaburg53: ok [00:05] SneakyBunny52: woosh? elisa should clopse her legs [00:05] *** theelisaprincess has left the chat. [00:05] rexstardust99: heh [00:05] pigirondb: elisa is using the restroom or something [00:05] pigirondb: or she realized she's nuts [00:05] pigirondb: what the fuck did I say? jeesus [00:05] rqbumbershoot: You notice how Elisa leaves shortly after glacier does? [00:05] ultimatejaburg53: ha [00:06] rexstardust99: They are gonna do it tomorrow. [00:06] pigirondb: he's consoling her..I said spite fuck..I called it [00:06] SneakyBunny52: like they haven't already [00:06] rexstardust99: LOL :P [00:06] ultimatejaburg53: He's going to make her tap out. [00:06] pigirondb: nah, he got to third base [00:06] ultimatejaburg53: Smelly fingers! [00:06] pigirondb: tomorrow is spite fuck [00:07] pigirondb: lord, so how goes it all? [00:07] pigirondb: snarf, sneak, burg, rex [00:08] rexstardust99: Is anyone going to post this chat? [00:08] rexstardust99: That would be mean, but funny. [00:09] SneakyBunny52: yes End of rkmbs buffer: Sat Apr 22 00:10:13 2006
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points