To eulogize it, I shall post the last aim chat I was asked to participate in. I entered midway through a conversation and pretended I knew what was going on, with poor results.
Quote: You have just entered room "rkmbs." Cobbasaki2: eh. pigirondb: hmmmmm SneakyBunny52: well from what you've said before, no offense, y'all are odd rexstardust99: ani! klinton 77: 'odd' doesn't even begin to describe it klinton 77: my mom is crazy klinton 77: absolutely over the edge SneakyBunny52: whose isn't, i mean rex's mommy rapes him klinton 77: no, for real though....Karla's fucking overreacting to this.... klinton 77: my mom = bitch klinton 77: Karla= bitch klinton 77: Karla + mom = ????? SneakyBunny52: super mega self explosive bitch klinton 77: heheh klinton 77: I just feel bad for Lala....she's not happy SneakyBunny52: lollipops help pigirondb: monkeys in diapers help klinton 77: call her now to cheer her up: (403) 615-0476 klinton 77: please SneakyBunny52: do i have too? klinton 77: yes! klinton 77: you do klinton 77: she's seriously freaking about this Cobbasaki2: she should be Cobbasaki2: who wouldn't freak about this? Cobbasaki2: it's very freakout worthy, this thing is klinton 77: adout what.....Cobbasaki? pigirondb: ani Cobbasaki2: the thing we're having a discussion about. i'd be freaking about it Cobbasaki2: totally freaking, infact klinton 77: huh? Cobbasaki2: wouldn't you be freaking? Cobbasaki2: of course you would Cobbasaki2: freaking is really the only logical reaction to this klinton 77: no really...I called my mom, about alot of shit....and relayed her opinions to my sister....; klinton 77: it wasn't cool pigirondb: you can't talk to your mom? klinton 77: not honestly, no... rqbumbershoot: Maybe we should talk to your mom, klinton. klinton 77: you wanna? pigirondb: um no rqbumbershoot: I think Rex should talk to her. rqbumbershoot: Rex is known for bringing families together. He's like Dr. Phil, except he's not an idiot Texan with a phony PhD. UltimateJaburg53 has left the room. Cobbasaki2: what exactly is this conversation about? obviously, i know the answer, but i don't think pigiron does, so repeat it for him SneakyBunny52: and hair..oh wait Cobbasaki2: dr. phil is from oklahoma Cobbasaki2: he's a fake texan, like toby keith rqbumbershoot: Or, as it's known on the East Coast, "Texas's retarded brother". Cobbasaki2: well Cobbasaki2: thanks a lot for killing the chat Cobbasaki2: incidentally, you've offended the retarded people in this room, like rex and pig iron pigirondb: that's the new slogan..."Texas is for the mentally handicapped" pigirondb: don't take your elisa losing out on me ani Cobbasaki2: my elisa losing out? rexstardust99: heh Cobbasaki2: i'm not even sure what that means, but thanks Cobbasaki2: in any event, i agree with what jaburg said pigirondb: yes? Cobbasaki2: no, that's not what jaburg said pigirondb: that animalman elisa and jeff glacier are all the same person? rqbumbershoot: Actually, I'm implying that OKLAHOMA is for retards. klinton 77: it is Cobbasaki2: no, jaburg said "has left the room" SneakyBunny52: i thought it was for homos Cobbasaki2: and i agree with him rqbumbershoot: Case in point- Good Ol' J.R., buhgawd! rqbumbershoot: Referred to affectionately by many on the RKMBs as Fat Retard. rqbumbershoot: Slobberknocker! Cobbasaki2: is that snarf? Cobbasaki2: i can't keep track of aim names. "klinton 77", "sneakbybunny52", "rexstardust99", you people could be anyone SneakyBunny52: then go away rexstardust99: I'm mxy! rqbumbershoot: I am in fact Snarf. rexstardust99: I wouldn't be that proud if I were you. Cobbasaki2: that hurts, sneaky bunny. you've stung me rqbumbershoot: Wow. Sockman is lecturing me about pride. rexstardust99: Don't pull a lor on me. Cobbasaki2: thankfully, i can recover with the sage advice of a man enormously experienced in female rejection Cobbasaki2: snarf, how should i respond to sneaky? SneakyBunny52 has left the room. Cobbasaki2: well, clearly i win Cobbasaki2: i hope she learned a lesson from all this about being nice to people rqbumbershoot: Actually, I don't know anymore, 'cause a girl grabbed me and kissed me in the hall at karaoke on Saturday Night. Cobbasaki2: hold on, i spewed soda on my keyboard laughing Cobbasaki2: there, now i cleaned it up Cobbasaki2: klinton, just remember Cobbasaki2: "has left the room" rqbumbershoot: I know, I know, I was surprised my own self. Cobbasaki2: i'm sure you were rqbumbershoot: I have come to accept the fact that she was most likely drunk and/or kidding at the time. Cobbasaki2: acceptance is the first step to recovery rqbumbershoot: The second step? BOOZE! Cobbasaki2: unfortunately for you, the second step is getting laid, so one step may be as far as you go Cobbasaki2: still, one step isn't bad Cobbasaki2: anyway Cobbasaki2: "has left the room" rqbumbershoot: I'm up for a two-step, as well as the foxtrot, the Charleston, and the mambo!
