Cut to the Bond Brigade locker room,where the Crotch is getting ready to interview Chris Oakley.
CROTCH:Chris,you've just heard the champ's comments about your upcoming match tonight...your response?
CHRIS:Rest assured,I'm not taking this match or my opponent lightly.Anybody who's ever seen JLA in the ring knows that if you underestimate him,he'll make you pay for it big-time.That said,I can promised you I'll be as tightly focused as a laser beam when I step in that ring tonight.
CROTCH:You were known for your aggressiveness as a hardcore and IC champion.How will you approach a reign as DCMBs world champion if you beat Mister JLA?
CHRIS:You just answered your own question,Crotch.Once I win the DCMBs title,I'll take on anybody who wants to challenge me;I'm not the type to back down from a fight.Anybody who saw my cage match against Pisstian at Invaded! or my battle with the Captain of Outer Space at Robblemania XX understands that.
CROTCH:In addition to tonight's match against Mister JLA,you're also involved in the Evil C*nt Wrestling "One Night Stand" pay-per-view on Sunday and next month's Rob's Damn Lucha Libre show down in Mexico.How do you feel?
CHRIS:Terrific,man.I have a lot of history in both promotions and I'm looking forward to reuniting with some of the old-timers--who knows,I might even revive some of my past gimmicks if the promoters want it.For now,though,only one thing matters to me:winning the DCMBs world heavyweight championship.
CROTCH:There's been a void in the ranks of the Bond Brigade since James Fantastic quit to join SD-6....why hasn't your manager Ian Bond done anything to fill it?
CHRIS:Wrong,Crotch.Totally,unbelievably wrong--Ian has,in fact,been scouting the globe for weeks to find a new recruit for the Brigade and shortly after tonight's Havoc will fly to Europe to check out a couple of promising prospects.
CROTCH:You recently debuted a new signature manuver,one you call Snuff the Rooster--any chance we'll see it tonight?
CHRIS:I absolutely guarantee you'll see it tonight.
CROTCH:One final question,Chris:There are rumors that an indy promotion based out of LA has recently tried to lure you away from RDCW...any truth to that story?
CHRIS(snorts):Oh,you must mean those jerks at X-cruciatingly Poor Wrestling--I turned them down cold.They've been trying to get their grubby meathooks on me ever since my first days on the lucha libre circuit.Rob Blackandblue thinks he's some kind of unconventional genius of a promoter,but the truth is he couldn't put a decent card together if his life depended on it.And that girlfriend of his,Lizzy Boring--she re-defines the word skank.
Chris walks off-camera to begin final preparations for his match with Mister JLA;as the camera fades to commercial,we can see an unusual single-mindedness in his eyes,almost as nothing exists except him and his opponent.Crotch stares at him wondering if this marks the beginning of a change in Chris' career and attitude.
Last edited by Chris Oakley; 2005-06-10 2:51 PM.
