*Havoc returns from break and the ring has been turned into Louie's Lounge. Grace is behind the bar and Louie sits on a bar stool with the mic as "Ecstasy of Gold" finishes up.
LB: "Welcome, once again you peons, to the highlight of your week, Louie's Lounge!"
*Crowd booes as Louie and Grace laugh out loud.
LB: "Now I know you've missed me the last couple of weeks, but I am a very busy man. Running Bastardo Productions out in LA (A real city, not like this dump, Roboken!), keeping the Bastardo Family the hottest thing going in the RDCW (and a big shout out to our business partner, Slick Willie Williams and his Company boys.) and of course, the hottest talk show ever. . .Louie's Lounge!"
*Crowd booes even more heavily at the mention of Louie's Lounge.
LB: "Now this week, I have secured the greatest guest to ever enter the Lounge, a man who deserves an entire segment, no, an entire show all to himself. The greatest star in RDCW, the greatest and longest reigning World Heavyweight Cheese Champion of all time, the pharaoh of funk and the sovereign ruler of groove. . .KING SNARF!!!!!!!!"
*Everclear's "When it All Goes Wrong Again" starts up as Snarf makes his way into Louie's Lounge. Louie smiles as Snarf greets him and shakes his hand.
LB: Welcome, my boy, welcome.
KS: Thank you, Louie. It's a pleasure to be here on this fine program you have here.
LB: Now, at this time, I would like to announce that finally we have cleared away the biased officiating that has plagued King Snarf since his inception into the RDCW, and we have secured a rematch for the Big Cheese title next week!
KS: Indeed, Louie. I have granted that PenWing be allowed one more shot at my championship, and the RDCW Board of Directors have approved it. Y'see, no matter who holds the belt, it's clear to anyone who the true champion is. Only one person has beaten several former World Champs, only one person retired TK-069, and only one person is the Longest Reigning Big Cheese Champ, and that's me baby. However, PenWing has taken advantage of my generous nature. I let him hold onto the title for awhile, knowing that he could never actually beat me and win it, and sadly it's made him delusional.
LB: That's right! Even though PinkyWinky isn't the champion, he's still walking around claiming to be so. And that's why next week, once and for all, King Snarf is going to defeat him and retire him with the headlock!
KS: Absolutely. And this time, there will be no El Caminos hitting me. There will be no refs making bad calls. This time, the winner of the match will be clear to all, because PenWing and I are gonna have ourselves a ladder match! And once I'm done, the belt will be back home where it belongs. With the champ, baby. Woooo!
LB: Presactly! And there's not a damn thing any of you can do about it!
*Ecstasy of Gold cues up again as Havoc goes to commercial.
