*An elaborate, black, Gigeresque sarcophagus sits at the entranceway to the arena. Mist and smoke pours forth around it as the Nekromantix "Black Wedding" intro music plays softly.

Monroe: "What is this, Madman?"

Madman: "I dunno. Why don't you go and investigate while I call the show?"

*The music kicks up into "Backstage Pass to Hell" as the sarcophagus opens up and Grimm emerges from inside!

Monroe: "It's Grimm!"

Marcum: "We can see that. What a showoff."

*Grimm makes his way to ringside. He has a mic in hand and looks like he has something important to say.

"Tonight, just a little while ago backstage. . .I was approached by a guy who claims to represent this little rinky dink promotion on the west coast. . .maybe you've heard of it, maybe not. They like to try and live off of the rep of Evil Cunt Wrestling."

*Big pops from the crowd at the mention of ECW. Grimm smiles a bit.

"Gotta lot of fond memories of my time there. That's why you'll be seeing a Hellions reunion at this month's Evil Cunt Wrestling tribute event."

*The fans go wild at the mention of the Hellions at the ECW show.

"But this other promotion. . .this X-tremely Poor Wrestling promotion. . ."

*Crowd booes the XPW.

"They like to live off of the rep of ECW. But they don't have the heart, the talent, or the creativity that we did back in the day in ECW!"

*Crowd gets to their feet as the chants start. Grimm goes to speak again, but can't be heard over the crowd. He puts the mic down and decides to wait for them. After a moment, they quiet down and he continues.

"So as I was saying. In the back, this Rob Blackandblue. . .this wannabe Paul Hyman. . .comes up to me and offers me a contract. Right on the spot."

*Crowd goes silent.

Monroe: "What is he about to say?"

Marcum: "You don't think he's gonna be the first to go?"

"Being a reasonable and fair man, I took the contract and looked it over. In fact, I have it here with me."

*Grimm reaches into his pocket and pulls out the contract. He holds it up for everyone to see.

Monroe: "This is terrible! Grimm has a contract with XPW!"

Marcum: "But he didn't say he signed it yet!"

"So I took the contract. I read it over and I agreed to make my decision. Well, I've made my decision."

*Grimm reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pen. He motions as if he is about to sign the contract as the crowd goes silent. Then he looks up and shakes his head. He lifts up the contract and rips it in half. He pulls out a lighter and sets the contract ablaze letting it burn in the middle of the ring.

"That's what I think of your contract and that's what I think of XPW. It's fucking garbage. Rob Blackandblue is garbage and so is his wife!"

Monroe: "Grimm is RDCW! All the way!"

"Tonight, the Dark Lords and Spandex Monkey Man will settle the score against Johnny Evil and the Legbreakers! And Joe Mama, I heard what you said to say about me last month after the Family Business tried to put me out for good. And let me tell you something, brutha, the only thing I've been plotting is how to legally break your damn neck!"

"Backstage Pass to Hell" kicks back up as Grimm leaves the ring to the cheers of the crowd.