Mike "The Mouth" Monroe:My God,Rob Blackandblue and his wife have just assault the Bond Brigade's two most famous members!
Madman Marcum:I know I may not like 'em that much,but even they don't deserve....SON OF A BITCH!Lizzie just nailed Ian Bond over the head with a fire extinguisher!
Monroe:The leader of the Bond Brigade lies helpless on the concrete floor and his top protege is fighting for his life....
Camera pans over to a dozen men,all longtime members of the XPW roster,running down the corridor and joining their boss in the beatdown on Chris Oakley.We see Obscene,XPW's King of the Crapmatch champion;Mega Insane,the notorious rudo luchadore;Mexico's Least Wanted,the current XPW tag team champions;former XPW tag champs the Choir Boys;Blackandblue's Army,Rob Blackandblue's personal four-man quartet of enforcers;Julio Noquiero,XPW's reigning cruiserweight champion;and XPW heavyweight champion Darien Irons.
Marcum:We've got a war on our hands,Monroe!
Monroe:And X-Tremely Piss-Poor Wrestling fired the first shot!
