6 Man TagJohnny Evil and the Legbreakers over Spandex Monkey Man and the Dark LordsThis was a thrilling, fast paced match that alternated between the high flying maneuvers of Johnny Evil and Spamm, and the brawling tactics of the Dark Lords and the Legbreakers. Ultimately the Family members prevailed as when Ariel distracted Lothar, by grabbing him and forcing his head into her cleavage, Louie Bastardo struck Spamm with a tire iron that Stupid Doog had left at ringside.
Monroe: That's despicable! How dare he! Why doesn't the Doctor do something about this blatant cheating by the Bastardoes?
Johnny Evil then hit the Mission to Mars for the pin on Spamm while the Legbreakers and the Dark Lords continued to brawl at ringside.
TLC II-Donkey Lovin Tag TitlesKing Snarf and Joe Mama over Captain Sammitch and PenWing, Jimmy Fantastic and Two-Ton Tommy and HowleramaThe Family Business came down to ringside first in their entirety as Louie Bastardo and Slick Willie Williams ran down the Sudden Death 6 before the match. "We Will Rock You" blared over the CheeseDome speakers as the fan favorite faction stormed the ring in full force, armed with chairs and singapore canes, unbelievably driving the much larger group from the ring!
Havoc went to break as the referees and security worked to restore order in the matchup! Finally we returned as the four teams scheduled for the match were in the ring brawling!
Tommy whipped Howler into a corner and set up a ladder as James Fantastic launched himself off of the top of it into a perfect missile dropkick onto the Company man!
Highwayman then nailed Tommy in the back with a brutal chair shot that dropped the SD6er to his knees!
In the other corner, Snarf and Sammitch traded off as PenWing and Joe Mama fought on top of a table stacked over one of the ring corners! The two champions battled for position until finally Joe Mama hit an Enforcer spinebuster, knocking the Big Cheese Champion through the table!
Monroe: BUHGAWB!
The fans stood on their feet and chanted "RDCW! RDCW!" as the two men lay in the wreckage of the table. James Fantastic then executed a moonsault from on top of a ladder onto both Sammitch and Snarf, taking all three men down!
The fans chanted Fantastic's name as Howlerama picked him up and hit a double neckbreaker! They placed him on a table as Highwayman dove off of the turnbuckle while Howler held him in place! All three men crashed through the table as Lothar shrugged, unable to contain the chaos!
The fans applauded the action as Snarf and Sammitch climbed a ladder in the middle of the ring, the tag straps hanging just out of their reach!
As they traded punches high above the ring, Joe Mama made his way to his feet and reached under the ring apron. Searching for a few moments, he finally found what he was looking for and slid back into the ring.
Monroe: Is that. . .ohmygobit it is! It's. . .
MarcuM: Loosie! It's Loosie!
Joe Mama nailed Sammitch in the back with Loosie, his trusted barbed wire wrapped baseball bat, knocking his longtime foe off of the ladder as King Snarf ascended to the top and grabbed the Donkey Lovin Tag Team Titles!
King Snarf dropped to the mat as the Family Business made their way back out to the ring to celebrate, as Everclear's "When It All Goes Wrong Again" began to play. The cameras faded out on the Bastardo celebration as the Legbreakers held Snarf and Joe Mama aloft, tag titles in their hands.
Monroe: What a rotten way to win! The Family Business is disgusting!
MarcuM: Business is business, Monroe! What a great Havoc!
