Wha's up wi' all these queers poppin' outa tha woodwork all of eh sudden? First Ortiz and Darknight613, and now fookin' sideways. Aye, I dinnae know how much more I can take. Next thin' ye know, Klinton'll be a queer too.
Internet Friends: Nowhereman: Says "cunt" a lot. Is also welsh or something. Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home. Joe Mamma: Fat Captain Sammitch: Fucks fat chicks Stupid Doog: Married to a fat chick
