It's true, it is. I wouldnae believed it, bu' tha boards bein' run over by fookin' pansy's these days. Sad state o' affairs, queers runnin' things.


Internet Friends:
Nowhereman: Says "cunt" a lot. Is also welsh or something.
Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home.
Joe Mamma: Fat
Captain Sammitch: Fucks fat chicks
Stupid Doog: Married to a fat chick