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...on June 18th.
Kiss the ring, bitch.
...you tell stories, we tell lies.
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Whhhhhhhhhhhoa.
Heavy.
Congrats!
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Thanks!
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I'll hold a funeral for your dick later.
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HA! It's funny cuz you're not gonna get any.
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Good Luck, Theory 9! I wish happiness for you and your wife to be for a lifetime.....
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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Congrats theory! How'd you propose?
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Holy shit! It's been about two years since a Theory9 sighting, and when he does pop up, he's getting hitched! Awesome T9! Congrats man. You need to stop by more often...  
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Congrats theory! How'd you propose?
SHE proposed. I told her I wouldn't propose (half-jokin'), and the next day she asked me about what day we should get married on. I likes the ladies with that kind of attitude!
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Woah.......this is amazing spunk for a girl  Where are ya'll going for the honeymoon?
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Woah.......this is amazing spunk for a girl
Welcome to "PrincessElisa & The Unintentional Comedy Scale"!!!
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dude, you have no idea. You should have been in the chat room today.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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dude, you have no idea. You should have been in the chat room today.
I saved that shit. I'll post it later.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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dude, you have no idea. You should have been in the chat room today.
Kinda like this one time.......at the rkmb chat :P
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Balloon Knot said:
SUCKER!!!!!!
You only say that because you haven't found your Prince yet.
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Holy shit! It's been about two years since a Theory9 sighting, and when he does pop up, he's getting hitched! Awesome T9! Congrats man. You need to stop by more often...
 Good luck Theo......it's been a long time. I got married last year on June 19. It's great really......the best thing I ever did. 
Poor Guy. 
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Do television evangelists do more than lay people?
Do vampires get AIDS?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign
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Frank Burns said:
Do television evangelists do more than lay people?
Do vampires get AIDS?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign
Televangelists do a lot..mostly, they take other people's money.
Good Question. I don't think so, because only garlic, crosses and other holy artifacts seem to affect them.
Because the cheese wouldn't cottage anymore.
Ask a Federation officer....
Because yellow is a pretty color..it naturally attracts the deer.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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PJP said:
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Prometheus said:
Holy shit! It's been about two years since a Theory9 sighting, and when he does pop up, he's getting hitched! Awesome T9! Congrats man. You need to stop by more often...
Good luck Theo......it's been a long time. I got married last year on June 19. It's great really......the best thing I ever did.
Poor Guy.
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We're gonna do a h-moon in the fall...I just finished my first year of law school, she's in school, so we're both pretty burnt out. Wedding photos to come...
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You the man Theo!
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You the man Theo!
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Don't listen to Pj, Theo! May your marriage be one marked by beauty, passion, honesty, integrity, intimacy, and a love that will stand the test of time! Since I can't toast ya at the wedding, that's the best I could do
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Dear Friends and Family,
We have gathered today to mourn the loss of Theo's dick. Many will remember Theo's dick, back in its prime. Powerful, strong of will, got along with ladies as well as men. But now unfortunatley the Good Lord has decided that he needs Theo's dick now, up in Heaven. So let us not bereave at this loss, but be joyus! For Theo's dick is in better hands now than it ever was here on Earth.
Amen.
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Stupid Doog said:
Dear Friends and Family,
We have gathered today to mourn the loss of Theo's dick. Many will remember Theo's dick, back in its prime. Powerful, strong of will, got along with ladies as well as men. But now unfortunatley the Good Lord has decided that he needs Theo's dick now, up in Heaven. So let us not bereave at this loss, but be joyus! For Theo's dick is in better hands now than it ever was here on Earth.
Amen.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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PrincessElisa said:
Woah.......this is amazing spunk for a girl Where are ya'll going for the honeymoon?
NatureboyConVI silly!
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Rack Lance........thats an amazingly great response!
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Congrats Theo! May all your little Nature Boys and Girls be borned Nakid!
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Post this at the 'Verse, theo, so Franty-Cakes can see it. He's still banned from most of the internet.
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Congrats Theo! May all your little Nature Boys and Girls be borned Nakid!
I pray you're right.... 
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Garth Brooks
Unanswered Prayers
Just the other night a hometown football game
My wife and I ran into my old high school flame
And as I introduced them the past came back to me
And I couldn't help but think of the way things used to be
She was the one that I'd wanted for all times
And each night I'd spend prayin' that God would make her mine
And if he'd only grant me this wish I wished back then
I'd never ask for anything again
Sometimes I thank God for unanswered prayers
Remember when you're talkin' to the man upstairs
That just because he doesn't answer doesn't mean he don't care
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers
She wasn't quite the angel that I remembered in my dreams
And I could tell that time had changed me
In her eyes too it seemed
We tried to talk about the old days
There wasn't much we could recall
I guess the Lord knows what he's doin' after all
And as she walked away and I looked at my wife
And then and there I thanked the good Lord
For the gifts in my life
Sometimes I thank God for unanswered prayers
Remember when you're talkin' to the man upstairs
That just because he may not answer doesn't mean he don't care
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered
Some of God's greatest gifts are all too often unanswered
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers
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