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Frank Burns said:
Do television evangelists do more than lay people?
Do vampires get AIDS?
How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign
Televangelists do a lot..mostly, they take other people's money.
Good Question. I don't think so, because only garlic, crosses and other holy artifacts seem to affect them.
Because the cheese wouldn't cottage anymore.
Ask a Federation officer....
Because yellow is a pretty color..it naturally attracts the deer.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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