I had a dream about a dream I had years ago. It had pirates fighting lions and aristocrats and big bears like snuffolupogus or something.

Last night I had a dream about being a rumrunner during prohibition. It inspired a comic I'm trying to script. Not too funny, sadly.

Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"