I would meet the author Kurt Vonnegut, because he is a wonderfully talented man.
Also, I would like to meet Mr. Stephen King, because, trash or not, his books make me think.
Finally, I would like to meet George Bush (senior) and kick the shit out of him for raising such a stupid son.
Also, why would you want to meet Paris Hilton? To make you feel smart, or because you want speed-bumps on your penis?

Last edited by PCG342; 2005-06-12 9:41 PM.
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