*The words Evil Cunt Wrestling: One Night Standappear on the Cheese-O-Tron as familiar music begins to play and Paul Hyman walks down the rampway. Following him are several ECW wrestlers, including Hippo, Tommy Sleeper, Sandleman, the Dud Boys, Malls Balloney, and Axl & Ian Cotton. The ECW group gets a mixed reaction from the crowd, who is not sure of their intentions.
Monroe: "Oh, what is this now? First it's Billionaire Vince, then Rob Blackandblue, and now Paul Hyman! What next?"
Marcum: "Eric Ripoff?"
Monroe: "Gob, I hope not."
Hyman: "Thank you, thank you, thank you, and fuck you! You all know who that last statement was directed to!"
Monroe: ". . .I don't. . ."
Hyman: "Now I know you're all wondering what we're doing here since the Evil Cunt Wrestling: One Night Stand show isn't until June 26th. Well, the owner of RDCW, Rob Kamphausen, and the GM of RDCW, the Doctor, have both sent invitations to ECW to be present here on this show tonight and to promote our show next week. Now unlike Rob Zuchinidick and his ECW wannabe promotion. We accepted these offers with grace and diplomacy. Because many of the current RDCW stars were once ECW stars and will be returning to their roots next week at One Night Stand!"
*Crowd applaudes this announcement.
Hyman: "I look forward to seeing you all there, but most of all, I look forward to facing off against Rob Blackandblue in the Porno Theatre Free For All and sticking his ugly, disgusting, putrid, pus ridden face into a stinky, smelly bucket of jizzmop!"
Monroe: "That's just disgusting."
MarcuM: "That's fucked up. That ain't right. But I'd still like to see it."
*The ECW theme music plays again as Hyman and Co. leave the ring. The crowd chants "Evil Cunt! Evil Cunt!" as they make their way to the back.
