*Two black stretch limos pull up into the CheeseDome and park. Female chauffers step out of both and open the doors as the Bastardo Family step out. The Legbreakers (Stupid Doog and Winged Creature), Johnny Evil and Ariel, El Superbeasto (lifting up the Fear and Loathing trophy for the cameras), Women's Booby Champion Sneaky Bunny, Louie Bastardo and Grace, and finally the brand new Donky Lovin Tag Champs King Snarf and IC Champ Joe Mama.MarcuM: "Business is really gonna pick up now, Monroe! The Family has arrived!"
Monroe: "Great."
MarcuM: "You know you secretly want to be just like Louie Bastardo and the Family members. Successful. Nice clothes. Lots of money. Women. Power. Fame. I know you get lonely in your little apartment late at night, drinking cheap beer and crying into your pillow."
Monroe: "Madman, what the hell are you going on about now?"
MarcuM: "Don't blame me because your personal life sucks!"
"Ecstasy of Gold" is soon heard. The Family is making their way directly to ringside!Monroe: "Don't change the channel, fans, they're headed to the ring!"
*The Family heads into the ring amidst booes from the crowd. A few Bastardo fans in the front row get drowned out by the massive jeering of the Family. One guy in an XPW shirt gets punched by a familiar looking fan in a hawaiian shirt and a straw hat. Security removes the two as the Family look on in amusement.LB: "So it's finally here. Trippin' Tuesday. The night the Family resolidifies it's grip upon the RDCW and the championship gold!"
*Crowd booes ever louder, but Louie continues on.LB: "Johnny Evil. C'mere, boy."
*Johnny and Ariel step up onto either side of Louie.LB: "Tonight Johnny Evil reclaims the Lightweight Faggot title for the Family! I mean, let's face it, his only competition tonight is Charlie. Charlie's tough, but he's no Johnny Evil, is he? Spandex Monkey Man? He got lucky. That's all. Jimmy Faboo? He's a non factor. I don't even know why he's in this match, to be honest with you. I guess Bobo and the Doctor felt sorry for him. Or he's blowing them. You decide which."
*Crowd chants "Fantastic! Fantastic!" as the Family laugh to themselves.LB: "El Superbeasto! Come on down!"
*Superbeasto stands next to Louie, as Louie looks up at his protege.LB: "Damn, you're tall. Tonight, El Superbeasto ends Two-Ton Tommy in a bodyslam match. There is no way that gimped out loser can slam the Giant Luchadore! No way in hell!"
*Crowd chants "SD6! SD6!" and "Tommy! Tommy!" LB: "Keep chanting. They know better. This is Family time."
LB: "Sneaky Bunny. Ahh, the lovely Bunny."
*SB stands next to Louie and hugs him, kissing him on the cheek.LB: "I told you'd get you title, did I not? The title you deserved. And now, you are the Women's Champion. Tonight, you finish Meeko for good."
*An evil smile comes across Bunny's face as she runs a hand down the Women's Booby title belt and nods her head. LB: "Joe Mama."
*The crowd erupts in a frenzy as JM steps up, a belt on each shoulder and a sadistic grin on his face.LB: "Tonight, Joe Mama will once again become the Euro-Cuntinental Champion, putting that limey poofter, Nowhereman where he belongs! In the garbage!"
*JM motions around his waist and lifts his titles up in the air as the crowd throws a few cups at him. Security quickly wrestles the fans down.JM: "I'll take care of you outside, after the show. Right before the Family goes back to their room to drink like Kennedys and party LIKE ROCK STARS!"
LB: "And finally. . .last, but most certainly not least. . .YOUR World Heavyweight Cheese Champion. . .the man of the hour, the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. . .KING SNARF!!!!"
*Snarf steps up as the crowd erupts,screaming at him and flipping him off. Snarf sneers at them and shows off his Donkey Lovin Tag Belt.LB: "Tonight, you will reclaim the belt and retire that guy, what's his name? PinkyWinky? once and for all!"
KS: "That's right! PenWing stole my belt at Rehash! I am the one, true Big Cheese Champion! And PenWing, last week was just a preview of what the Family has in store for you! Tonight, Sudden Death taps out to the headlock!"
*"Ecstasy of Gold" plays again as Trippin' Tuesday goes to commercial."
