**We come back from commercial to see Ian Bond roaring down the aisle to the ring area on the back of a Triumph motorcycle,dressed in what looks like a Formula 1 racer's jumpsuit.After popping a few wheelies at ringside for the entertainment of the fans,he neatly slides off the cycle's seat,climbs into the ring,and picks up a mic to address the crowd.**

Well,ladies and gentlemen,as you may guessed by my choice of attire,I've just returned from Europe after selecting the newest member of the Bond Brigade.

**Major pops fron the crowd.**

I will,of course,give him a proper introduction next week,but suffice it to say he's carved out a most successful grappling career over there and he is now hoping to make a name for himself in the States as well.Right now,however,my first and best-known protege has a few words to say not only to all of you,but also to his peers here in RDCW.

**More pops from the crowd.Bond points in the direction of the Cheese-O-Tron and the image of Chris Oakley comes into view...**


God Save The Queen!