*Backstage*

King Snarf Rules: Champ, you've just heard Nowhereman's comments. What is your response?

JM: First of all, with the ECW Reunion PPV coming up, I have to give my props to my opponent. No one has done more to bring me to this point in my career than Nowhereman himself. He gave me a great opportunity in Evil Cunt Wrestling. He brought me into the RDCW after ECW folded. If I have a mentor in this business, Nowhereman is that mentor.

KSR: Getting a little nostalgic as the PPV gets closer?

JM: Just stating the facts, boyo. Here's another set of facts. Nowhereman, the last time you and I faced each other in a match, I was the Eurotrash Champion and I took the Inter-Cunt-Inental Championship away from you. I did it solo, I did it decisively, and we both know that the Joe Mama-Lock forced you to tap out. Tonight, we face off for the second time and it's clear to me that you haven't learned from the past. You can play off what these titles mean to both of us, but you can't ignore what Joe Mama/Nowhereman II means to this promotion and to the ECW Reunion. It's student versus teacher again. It's the same titles on the line. And you KNOW I'll be bringing every move and every trick in my arsenal! I beat you before. I'll beat you tonight!

KSR: You seem to be pretty confident, Champ. Any final thoughts?

JM: The titles were unified by me once. Tonight I'll unify them again. It's not a matter of "Will I beat Nowhereman?"! It's a simple question of "How badly will I beat Nowhereman?"!!!

*Joe Mama walks off-camera...cut to Marcum and Monroe*

Madman: That's it! That's two damn scoops I gotta get!!!

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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