<"Let's Get it Started" blares over the speakers as Captain Sammitch makes his way to the ring amid the cheers of the crowd. Sammitch slips between the ropes, acknowledges the crowd, and is handed a microphone.>
CS: I'm feelin' good tonight.
<Cheers from the crowd.>
CS: It was unfortunate that I lost the tag titles for myself and PenWing last week. I wish I could make it up to PenWing somehow, but I think the best way I can make it up to SD-6 and to you fans out there is to officially enter the heavyweight division.
Marcum: Is he crazy? There's no way Sammitch can stand up to the superstars in the Heavyweight Division!
CS: I know there are some of you out there that may not think I stand much of a chance here. But let me assure you that I've been preparing for this for some time. And I think my victory at INVADED! shows that it doesn't matter if I'm the biggest guy in the ring or not. Archie Griffin said "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." And believe me, I've got more than enough fight for this division.
<Pops from the crowd.>
Monroe: Captain Sammitch is showing very little fear of the heavyweights here tonight.
Marcum: He'll learn his lesson once Balls Nasty gets through with him!
CS: Tonight, I am going up against Balls Nasty, who is, as his name suggests, a pretty tough guy. I'm not gonna lie - Balls Nasty can dish out punishment with the best of 'em. But while Balls has his strengths, I have mine.
Marcum: Heh. And what might those be?
CS: You'd better believe I'm gonna be on my toes tonight, like every other night. Because even though I might've let SD-6 down last week, I'm more than capable of redeeming myself in the ring against any opponent. And Balls - if you have any plans for making trouble outside the ring, I'd warn you not to underestimate SD-6. You have your friends, I have mine. I'll see you back here in a little while.
<"Let's Get it Started" hits again and the crowd cheers loudly as Captain Sammitch exits the ring and heads out of the arena via the ramp.>
