*Backstage in the XPW dressing room,XPW world heavyweight champion Darien Irons scowls at the monitor in disgust.*
IRONS:Shut the fuck up,Snarf...nobody gives a shit what you think and you're making me late for my appointment to kick Oakley's ass.
*Irons' manager,Moronica Lame,comes up to him in a dress even sluttier than Lizzie Boring's(if that's possible).*
MORONICA:Forget about Snarf,champ....Just think about the victory party we can have when your win your match against Oakley and retain the XPW world title.
*Moronica starts to put on a striptease act straight out of one of her porn videos,at which point the show cuts to a promo for the Rob's Damn Lucha Libre show.*
