Tag Division Match: Dark Lords vs. Allied Powers
The CheeseDome darkens as "Black Wedding Intro" plays. The matte black, Gigeresque sarcophagus is rolled out onto the rampway. "Backstage Pass to Hell" kicks in as the sarcophagus opens and Grimm emerges to the cheers of the RDCW fans.
Grimm heads down to ringside and climbs atop the turnbuckles, in the crucifix pose as flashbulbs pop. In the ring, he pulls out the Cell to Hell, holding it up for the fans to see. He points to the entranceway and dials.
Nothing happens. He pauses for a moment, before dialing again. Again, nothing happens. Grimm looks down at the phone in his hands and realizes it's a fake.
As Rob's Killer Instinct Ripoff music begins, the Allied Powers enter the arena and head to ringside. Grimm looks up and utters one word: "Fuck."
JLA notices this, and begins to do a very arrogant, and comical dance. He even starts to do a little bit of breakdancing, and even the stern and usually angry Captain Howdy can’t help but laugh.
Grimm knows that he’s in for it. JLA motions for Howdy to take the ring from the right, and JLA slowly enters from the left.
Grimm takes a stance in the middle, and nervously looks from side to side, trying to anticipate which opponent will enter the ring and challenge him first.
In a move based on perfect timing, both MisterJLA and Captain Howdy slide under the bottom rope at the exact moment, and charge at Grimm.
JLA tackles Grimm around the legs, Howdy pushes Grimm over, and begins to stomp him while JLA holds onto his legs. Referee Lothar orders JLA out of the ring, and the match has begun!
Captain Howdy, the UK representative of the Allied Powers, starts off with a clear advantage over the fallen Grimm. Howdy reels off a series of knee drops, each one carefully set-up to land on Grimm’s head. Howdy then pulls Grimm up, and executes a textbook brainbuster.
Howdy again pulls Grimm up off the canvas, and this time Irish Whips him into a neutral corner. He runs full speed at Grimm…but Grimm moves! Howdy hits the turnbuckles, and staggers out of the corner. Grimm seizes the opportunity, and hits Howdy with a belly-to-belly suplex!
Grimm realizes that to defeat a team by himself, he must go for broke…so Grimm climbs to the top rope, waits for his enemy to stand up, and then connects with a beautiful flying clothesline that catches Howdy flush in the chest! Grimm then picks up his opponent, and merely delivers a simple body slam…but it looks like a set-up for another dangerous top rope maneuver!
Grimm again climbs to the top rope, and crashes down on Howdy’s chest with a flying elbow drop! Two high impact top rope moves in a row, and now Grimm is taunting JLA, and apparently feeling good about his chances for a win.
Grimm understands however, that the match is far from over, so his continues the attack on Captain Howdy. He backs his opponent into the corner, climbs the second turnbuckle while Howdy is pressed against the turnbuckles, and fires off punches to his head. The crowd chants the number of each punch (1, 2, 3…). Grimm, like all seasoned wrestlers stops at ten, and Howdy then falls face first out of the corner, to the cheers and laughs of the crowd.
Again Grimm pushes the Captain into the corner, but this time he places him on the top rope. Grimm follows him to the top, and appears to be setting him up for…yes, he delivers the feared “Triple 6 Bomb”, a vicious top rope powerbomb!
Grimm goes for the pin, but JLA breaks the count at two! Referee Lothar begins to shove JLA back to the Allied corner, and Grimm punches the canvas in frustration. He knows that if Darth were here, he could have neutralized JLA.
Grimm pulls Howdy off the canvas by his hair, and Howdy sees that Lothar is still trying to get JLA back onto the ring apron. Howdy cleverly (and illegally) his Grimm with an uppercut to his package. Grimm falls down in pain…could Howdy be setting up Grimm for a Final Justice?
Howdy has now turned the tables, and drags his opponent over to the Allied corner, where he tags in JLA. With Howdy refusing to take the ring apron, poor Lothar again has his back turned to the action in the ring. JLA looks around, stands Grimm up, and goes for the Final Justice, his crippling finisher which is a swift kick to the nuts, and the only move in JLA’s wrestling arsenal. He goes for the kick…but Grimm catches his leg in mid-air!
Holding JLA’s leg with one hand, he pushes JLA down with the other! Still clutching his leg, Grimm applies the Grimmlock, his painful rendition of a sharpshooter!
JLA is trapped in the middle of the ring! Lothar asks JLA if he wants to quit, and JLA yells out in pain “NOOOOOOOOOO!” Later on, Lothar looks concerned, and glances at the ring announcer’s table. He may stop the match.
JLA finally screams at Captain Howdy “Get me out of this, you meff!”
Howdy rushes in, and hits Grimm with a clothesline to the back of the head, breaking the hold.
Lothar has had it! He shouts at Howdy “One more run-in, or if I have to warn you guys about returning to your corner again, I’ll call for a DQ, and the Dark Lords will get the win!”
During this time, Grimm and JLA pull themselves off the mat. JLA makes sure that Lothar is distracted, and hits Grimm with the Final Justice, just as Grimm turns to face his challenger.
JLA makes the quick tag to Howdy, and places Grimm on his own shoulders, as Howdy climbs to the top rope.
Captain Howdy lands a top-rope clothesline, completing the “Allied Assault”.
JLA quickly leaves the ring to avoid the DQ, and Howdy goes for the pin.
1…2…Grimm kicks out!
The crowd goes wild, and Howdy has a look of utter disbelief on his face!
Howdy makes a tag into JLA, who still appears to be in severe pain due to the time he spent in the Grimmlock.
Howdy sets Grimm up in a piledriver position, and nods to JLA.
JLA and Howdy complete a double powerbomb, which they refer to as the “Allied Bombing”
Howdy rushes out of the ring, while JLA goes for the pin.
1…2…3
The Allied Powers remain undefeated, but their celebration is cut short when "La Grange" starts playing, and Slick Willie Williams walks out to the stage, flanked by two of the most gorgeous women ever seen. The Allied Powers quickly exit through the crowd, as Slick turns on the mic in his hand.
Slick: Girls, say hello to Grimm.
Girls: Hi Grimmy!
Grimm slowly brings lifts his head up, and when he sees the girls, a look of shock comes over his face.
Slick: Ah see you recognize Annie and Sindy.
Monroe: Annie and Sindy?
Marcum: Those are the girls Grimm took on his double date!
Slick: Ah'll let you in on a little secret, Grimm. It was no accident that you happened to take out Annie and Sindy last Friday night. Ah arranged it. Ya see, Grimm, these girls...are on mah payroll!
Marcum: Slick set Grimm up on a date? But, could that mean-
Slick: And now...
Slick pulls out a cell phone from his pocket and proceeds to dial.
Slick: So is he!
The lights in the Cheesedome are replaced with a red glow as the "Imperial March" starts playing over the speakers and Darth rises from beneath the stage. Grimm slowly gets to his feet as the Sith Lord enters the ring.
Slick: Darth, FINISH HIM!
Darth gives a swift kick to Grimm's belly, and lifts him into the Sabre Stretch. He then swings him out, executing the Darkside Slam. Slick and his girls enter the ring, and Darth stands before him.
Slick: Now, kneel before your master.
Darth kneels before Slick, who then holds up the cell to hell. The crowd can only boo their displeasure, as Slick laughs triumphantly in the ring.
