Lightweight Faggot Title Table Eliminations Match: SPAMM vs James Fantastic vs Charlie vs Johnny Evil
Monroe: And now, folks, it's time for four of the RDCW's most talented lightweights to go head-to-head in a table elimination match!
Marcum: The Doctor has ruled that the match will also run a rumble-style entry system, to minimize the violence brought about by Fantastic and Charlie's feud!
Monroe: Man, those two really hate each other!
SPAMM was the first down to the ring, followed by Charlie. The Company Pitbull proceeded to dismantle the champ, whipping him into the corner and brutally pummeling him before lining him up for a superplex through a table. However Spandex Monkey Man leapt off the ropes into a Lou Thesz Press, knocking Charlie to the mat but failing to put him through the table. SPAMM then went to the top rope and hit a Spandex Monkey Drop before setting up a superplex of his own. However at that point the bell went and Johnny Evil came down to the ring with Ariel at his side. SPAMM turned his attention to his old foe, and hit Johnny with a Spandex Monkey Slam before locking in a Monkey Wrench.
Marcum: What is Spandex Monkey Man doing! The only way to eliminate competitors from the match is to put them through a table!
Monroe: He's softening Johnny Evil up for a table smash!
However Charlie had got to his feet, and mule kicked SPAMM in the back of the head before picking him up and hitting SPAMM with a Big Business in an effort to put him through a table. However he misjudged the move and SPAMM managed to miss the table by inches. A visibly pissed Charlie then proceeded to cut loose on SPAMM, viciously pummeling before going for The Tower of London. However the RDCW's resident superhero managed to squirm free of the move before dropkicking Charlie into the table, eliminating him just as Fantastic arrived in the ring.
Monroe: Charlie is not pleased at being the first to be the first to be eliminated!
Fantastic and SPAMM then ganged up on Johnny Evil, hitting him with a double dropkick and double suplex before Fantastic went for The One and Only. However Charlie knocked him off the top rope, and entered the ring as Ariel leapt up onto the apron to distract the ref. Charlie hit Fantastic with The Tower of London, and threw Johnny a chair.
Marcum: Johnny's getting ready to Make Flubber!
Sure enough, Johnny threw the chair into Fantastic's face before hitting the hook kick to stun him. However SPAMM hit a spinning Atomic drop to put Johnny through the table. Ariel, in a desperate effort to distract the ref, flashed him and Charlie dragged Fantastic into the wreckage of the table, leading the ref to assume that Fantastic had been put through the table and eliminate him.
Monroe: That's not fair! Johnny Evil went through the table, not Fantastic!
Marcum: The ref's just calling it as he sees it! And talking about what he can see, Ariel should do that more often!
Charlie dragged Fantastic out under the rope, and proceeded to pummel him at ringside whilst SPAMM and Johnny Evil faced off in the ring. SPAMM initially had the advantage, using his speed to blitzkrieg Johnny with a series of chops before bouncing off the ropes and hitting a spear. He then went to suplex Johnny through the table, but Ariel once again distracted the ref, allowing Charlie to enter the ring and hit SPAMM with the chair Johnny had used earlier. However Fantastic had come too at ringside and hit Charlie with The One And Only, knocking him too the mat. The ref forced both men to exit the ring, but as he was distracted Johnny hit the Making of Flubber before locking the CTX. As the ref turned back to the match Johnny broke the hold and hit SPAMM with a WEDway PeopleMover, but once again SPAMM managed to avoid the table.
Monroe: Spandex Monkey Man just won't go through the table! He might just come back yet
Marcum: Against The Family Business? You must be joking!
Right on cue, The Legbreakers ran down to the ring. Fantastic attempted to prevent their interference, but Charlie grabbed him and hit a Pitbull DDT, clearing their route to the ring. Charlie distracted the ref by brandishing a chair at no one in particular whilst The Legbreakers Took Out The Trash on SPAMM. Johnny then grabbed a table and smashed it over SPAMM’s head, garnering the victory. Charlie promptly handed his teammate the belt.
Marcum: Spandex Monkey Man has been defeated! The Lightweight belt is back in the hands of the Family Business!
Monroe: They cheated their way to that belt! Just like they cheat every time!
Marcum: You just can't stand the fact that the Family is so successful!
Women’s Boobie Belt: Sneaky Bunny vs Meeko
Without actually getting in the ring and interfering, Grace made her presence felt in this match and was able to distract Meeko enough so that she was never able to mount any serious offense. Sneaky Bunny took various plays out of her teammates’ books, utilizing King Snarf-inspired headlocks, Stupid Doog’s original brawling style, and Joe Mama’s hardcore mat-wrestling to dominate Meeko. But it was Sneaky Bunny’s own finisher – Taxidermy – that ended the match and helped her retain her title.
Body Slam Match: El Superbeasto vs Two-Ton Tommy
El Superbeasto’s size and strength advantages led to his victory. What made this match interesting were the numerous variations on the simple body slam that the Giant Luchador employed to seal his win.
