REIGNING CHAMPION:Obscene(since March 2nd,2005;defeated "Extreme Bozo" Cherub in a "first yawn" match at Barf-O-Rama IV)
PAST CHAMPIONS:"Extreme Bozo" Cherub(won title from Johnny Drizzle in an "eating paint chips" match on January 17th,2005 at a house show;lost title to Obscene on March 2nd,2005 at Barf-O-Rama IV)
Johnny Drizzle(won title from Dutch Roadspill on November 23rd,2004 at November to Forget in a "recycled WCW gimmicks" match;lost title to "Extreme Bozo" Cherub on January 17th,2005 at a house show)
Dutch Roadspill(won title from Obscene in a "sit on my face" match at Wastage Incorporated on August 19th,2002;lost title to Johnny Drizzle on November 23rd,2004 at November to Forget)
Obscene(won tournament final on June 17th,1999 to crown XPW's first King of the Crapmatch champion;lost title to Dutch Roadspill on August 19th,2002 at Wastage Incorporated)
