Tonight, I get a call from a girl I haven't talked to since she found herself a boyfriend months ago. So in my head I was thinking, "That's cool." But she stopped talking to me completely after snagging her man. So I simply thought "Fuck her." and continued with my life. That was around... St. Patty's Day, I think. A couple days after.
Anywho, she calls. "Where have you been?!" Bitch, where the FUCK have YOU been?! YOU'RE the one who stopped calling me, Ho! I'm not at your beck and call! FUCK YOU! ... I said in my head. She's mad at me for not calling her when I made a few attempts before and she didn't respond. Yeah. Logical to the last, you ladies are.
I'm not even gonna start with the nymphomaniacs who want to tell me about their fucking escapades, but don't wanna fuck me. Ain't THAT a bitch?!
Probably for the best... they most likely have teh AIDZ!
YES! My Dad has quite a sense of humor.
My Dad can beat up your Dad!
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"That boy has abs like Brian A. Ortiz." - Virtually everyone who's seen my midsection
