Saturday afternoon, three women told me their feelings for me in their individual fashion. I mean, one after the other, after the other, after the other. Weird man...

What. the FUCK.

This is bad. Very very bad.

Just when I thought I had cut it down to two chicks I find the most attractive to "hang out" with on a more personal level...


By the way, none of them are Sailor Mouth from back in May or the girl I just sent the birthday package to.


He fixes the cable?