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Beardguy57 said: Let's all E mail God! Tell him what you think! ask for stuff, like a new skateboard, a quisinart, or a working X wing fighter from Star Wars.
Dear God :
Hi, how's it going? I know you're a busy man, being God and all, but could you please stop people from killing each other? I know you want us to learn and grow and progress on our own, but this business in the middle east, and here in the US with guns, etc, is just going on and on and on...!!
Also, make everybody stop having to get sick, and old, and dying. I lost a great friend, and I really miss him, so if you could bring him back, and all the loved ones who have died and are missed by people all over the world, it'd make a LOT of people happy.
And please, stop making Star Wars action figures that break so easily!
Thanks! Beardguy. ( Jerry )
You're not getting shit Jerry. And shorten that fucking sig.....it's stupid.
My Dad can beat up your Dad!
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